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The Original and 'Official' Ask Mo questions

Q. Dear Mo...I am waiting for my share of 72 virgins....just give me the eligibility criteria..and i am gonna do that and enjoy those virgins waiting for me..btw...if each believer gets 72, dont you think that is not a good ratio....i mean so much shortage of virgins..and non-virgins would be passed off as virgins...is there a scam like that going on heaven....... All depends on your definition of 'virgin'

Q. Muslims enjoy blowing up..Have you ever considered blowing yourself?... Every night when Aysha's got a headache!

Q. Hey Mo(piss be upon you)..Whats up? What happened to the poll result? Looks like you are still up to something hanky panky as you were 1400 years ago...hope you are not manipulating the results in your favor ... Moi?

Q. Can I hit muslim if he hits me? ... Let's put some love back into this world....go and get drunk together instead!

Q. Any chance that you could use your mighty influence to persuade your "holymen" in the madrassas to include "freedom of speech"in their curriculum. ... Not likely...More chance of getting them to hand round a bag of pork scratchings after Friday prayers.

Q. Why can't muslims see all the evils of islam which are crystal clear to to everyone!... Because the 'Dark Side' controls them.

Q. Mo, I'm a 12 year old Muslim dog lover. My Dad says that dogs are dirty and won't let me have one. What can I do?... Get a new Dad.

Q. If Prophet Mohammed (PBUY) is illiterate then how can he have made a website?... Well spotted...But you have over-looked one very important point...I am merely translating the words of almighty Allah (again)? Look what happens when I'm myself...<Mo speak> "mi nAm iz moohmad n i luv yung girlz' ... </Mo speak> Not good eh? Imagine trawling through a website written in the actual words of an illiterate, war-mongering paedophile ...you'd want to commit suicide!!!!

Q. Does a muslim couple have to have sex doggie style, and both facing Mecca during the month of ramadan . ... Only if she's under 12 years old and appropriately dressed .

Q. I recently read an article on the demands of the MCB asking for the installation of bidets, so that the believers could wash their arseholes, if they fart before prayer. I wondered if that's where their prayers come from. ... Not sure about the prayers but it's certainly where the MCB's policies come from.

Q. does the way muslims pray reflect an undisclosed desire to be sodomised by Allah? ... Well I can't think of too many other reasons for sticking your ass in the air, closing your eyes and chanting some unintelligible nonsense...can you?

Q. I am considering kindapping a westerner to behead. Do you think six of us would be enough if we tied his hands behind his back and carried machine guns just in case he wriggled free and kicked our arses?... Just to be sure, shall we also blind fold him and make sure the victim is a pensioner, woman or child? ... always best to be on the safe side...and make sure you don't cut yourself on that knife! According to ROSPA 75% of all accidents happen during a beheading!

Q. Why do your followers breed fast like pigs? ... Stupid is, stupid does.

Q. Mo, is it true one of your followers, a scientist in Pakistan wanted to create energy from Jinns? If yes, how foolish of you to have followers like him?... I'm afraid so. But if it stops them from making more bombs then I guess that's OK.

Q. If u r really a profit, then tell me what happens if i touch my d*ck with my right hand and touch quran with the same hand ... It means you are showing all due respect to the koran.!

Q. So Mo, does Islam mean "peace" or does it mean "submission"? It's rather important you sort this out don't you think? Peace (or submission) be on you, by the way. ... It actually means kill, kill and then kill some more.

Q. When can we expect the infidels to outnumber believers? Will it be in my life time? Dear MO. ... They already do. But at the current rate Muslims are killing eachother I'd say that by about 6:38PM tomorrow night Muslims will be outnumbered by members of the Church of Scientology!

Q. How can i become a saint? ... Let's talk money and then I'll put in a good word for you

Q. why r u doing this u b*stard i am going to kill u if u don't stop it. ... I'm doing it because of Muslims like you.

Q. So mo whats your take on Trevor being nicked by UK police, oh and do you think he is covering up his homosexuality? He's a very naughty boy and he gets very angry when you call him Trevor and not Abu Izzadeen. His boyriend, Anjem Choudray, says Trevor is most definitely not gay and tongue kisses like a real man!

Q. I was in Iraq and bumped off a bunch of extremist wackos...should I feel guilty? Only if you forgot to say 'thank you'.

Q. Hi Mo,(pbuy) great site...When firing a shoulder mounted rocket launcher from the passenger side window of a stolen WRX Subaru at, say, the south western Sydney residence of a rival muslim drug gang, should the drivers side window be rolled down to help vent the back-blast, or should the driver just wear a teflon turban? A teflon turban will only protect you up to about 260C and would not withstand the far higher temperature of most popular shoulder mounted rocket launchers on sale at all good bazaars these days. You only really have 2 alternatives (3 if you count using an Infidel as an improvised heat shield). You can either use a curved pipe to redirect the flow or, as the vehicle is stolen anyway, just smash the drivers window and pray to allah that the driver ducks at the right time.

Q. Dear Mo Thank you very much for writing the Koran. By following the laws written in the Koran I can go through life behaving like an anti-social violent caveman without any consequences whatsoever. Pure genius! But just between you and me Mo - did God really tell you to write all that stuff or did you and your buddies just make it all up one night you were drunk? What do you think...hic!

Q. Hey Mo, peace be upon you, what has Allah got against pigs? If he doesnt like them why did he bother creating them in the first place? Allah loves pigs, especially the streaky ones from Denmark! It's Muslim men that don't like pigs because they refuse to wear burkhas. Apparantly anything not clad in a burkha arouses the Muslim male libido...This can lead to some very embarrassing displays of public affection.

Q. how come we dont know what you look like? But you do. I'm the one with the bomb on his head...I have to say it's a very good likeness and I'd highly recommend those Danish cartoonists to anyone!

Q. Hi Mo(pbuy), is it true that you asked the woman to cover their faces with the Burkha so that your neighbors in the desert wont be able to tell who you are having sex with. I mean the numerous woman cumming to see you in the middle of the night looks like a scam to screw every woman in the neighborhood. Are you scamming us? Hey, that's a very cynical attitude to take...but you're also very perceptive...Can we keep it to ourselves?

Q. Don't you worry some of the loonies you are provoking are trying to find out who you are? Worrying is for mortals .... and besides, they've only just worked out I'm in U.K.... even with a .co.uk domain.

Q. suicide bombers by the very nature of their act must arrive in paradise in many pieces. are they re-assembled before they meet the 72 post-op transexuals? and if so, when there's more than one bomber do you ever get the bits mixed up? because it would be embarrassing, especially if one was short and fat while the other was tall and thin.. It's not embarrassing, it's good fun! They think they come up here for a bit of high-level nooky but they don't take into account that 9 times out of 10 their little dicks don't even make it. That's where the fun really begins...Allah's got this thing about using a pig's tail as a substitute willy.

Q. Hi Mo,  I hope you can help me.  I think I've got koran.  Can you recommend a good anti-diarrhoea medicine that will cure it?... Very nasty. What stage of the disease are you up to? Have you been getting the urge to kill ?... or are you still at the stage when you fancy a 6 year old wife? Unfortunately there isn't a cure yet but the diarrhoea is actually a good thing because it works as a release valve and stops you from exploding!

Q. If allah likes muslims so much, why did he stick most of them in the allah-forsaken desert? He doesn't...They just think he does...Kind of ironic, don't you think?

Q. Hello Mo (PBUY), Not sure I agree with the "South Park" analysis of the root cause of Muslim anger. As a practising Catholic, I also abide by the two principles (amongst others, of course) of no sex before marriage and no "jacking off" - but I don't feel the urge to kill anyone. In fact, I find that it's Liberals who get mad at me because I won't bend over for them! Surely you had more than your fair share of nookie in your younger days and yet you still found time to whack your enemies.. Whacking your enemies is what Muslims are good at. And when we run out of enemies we whack eachother!

Q.You call and stand for the freedom of speech but before the person call for something I think he has to represent that but I can't see that in you so what do you think ? I'm practicing what I'm preaching...are you?

Q. Is it a civilized thing when you humilialte and insult other religions and believes? More civilised than cutting somebody's head off with a blunt knife and then showing the video on national TV.

Q. mo, i've been reading some of the comments and i don't understand why some muslims issue death threats against you when you are their leader. please explain. They don't actually realise that I really am THE Prophet Mohammed (PBUM). They seem to think that I'm just some wierdo who believes in freedom of speech and should therefore be executed in true Islamic style...crazy, don't you think!

Q. Hi Mo (PBUY), do you really exist? Yes... and no... Depends on what course of medication you're on.

Q. Mo, are we going to see world peace in 2007? Of course!...it'll happen on 'Islamic love thy neighbour' day.

Q. What did you get Aysha for Christmas, Mo? I managed to find a 'Ken and Barbie' gift set for her. She loved it even more than the crayons I got her for her birthday!

Q. how do you manage to have sex with all your wives in one night? Delegation...it's an important part of being a prophet!

Q. Mo, How do you ensure that the virgins awaiting the filthy Muslim cowards (oops, I mean freedom fighters) are actually virgins? They're all tried and tested by your truly ;o)

Q. Mo, Christians follow the peaceloving son of God whereas Muslims follow a warmongering paedophile. Is there some kind of 'Freudian' reason for this? That's a little too deep for 'Ask Mo' ... but i'll bring it up with Siggy at my next session.

Q. Mo, how are you going to celebrate xmas this year? Wine, women and a good DVD!

Q. Mo, being the founder of Islam, can you tell me what religion your parents were? Logically they were infidels, no?
Mo says - Although they were Infidels they were also my inspiration for inventing Islam. You see, my mother was chained to the kitchen sink and got beat up regularly by my father who would then have sex with anybody who even looked at him...Perfect role models!!!!!!

Q. Hi Mo, What happened to aysha after your death. I heard that your son fought a battle for her in "kerbala", for having sex with her just after your death. Is it true?
Mo says - As much as I loved my 6 year old Aysha, she did have a weakness for men wearing turbans! That's why I made the ridiculous law about women covering themselves up.

Q. Momoo, How come you invented your cult? Was it for profit? or for women? or both?.
Mo says - I'm claiming the fifth amendment on that one!

Q. dear Mo, if the muslim men are going to get 72 virgins... what are the muslim women going to get?
Mo says - They get to do the dishes and wear black.

Q. What do we do if we are strangled in an Island full of pigs and without food?
Mo says - Try getting yourself a job. You can then EARN money and BUY food (as well as a one-way plane ticket to somewhere hot and sandy).

Q. Mo, I'm thinking of converting to Islam. The thing is I don't think I could murder people in cold blood. Please use your and Allah's wisdom to solve this dilemma for me?
Mo says - That's a tough one but it looks like Islam isn't really for you. Murdering in cold blood is an integral part of Islam and should feel as natural as wife-beating or indoctrinating your children. I'd stay a member of civilisation if I were you.

Q. Hey Mo, does ISLAM stand for 'I Somehow Love Angry Muslims', 'I Secretly Lost Allah's Monkey', or 'I Sincerely Loathe All Muslims'?
Mo says - Very close, but it actually stands for 'I Scrounge Lots And Moan'

Q. Mo,Is it possible to be a muslim AND gainfully employed?
Mo says - You mean work for a living? How unIslamic!

Q. Dear Prophet, as I work as an air-stewardess I often wonder why your followers are so obsessed with planes and, in particular, crashing planes into buildings, etc? Would allah send them to hell if I happened to "accidentally" put a bit of pork meat in their flight meal? Can you just tell them to keep their hands off my airplane? Then I'll keep mine off their food.
Mo says - Well I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of you! ;o)

Q. Hi Mo, is it unislamic for your followers to learn how to drive properly?
Mo says - It is unIslamic for my Muslim followers to learn anything. That is why they all live in the 7th century.

Q. Mo, why cant these Muslim mongrels go back to their own country??!!??.
Mo says - Have you seen the level of benefit payments in Muslim countries?

Q. Mo, why do Muslim men make their wives wear burkhas?
Mo says - Because it's cheaper than buying a widescreen Tv.

Q. Mo, can your use some of the content of your excellent site to make muslim understand this cult better?
Mo says - You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him a cake (or something like that).

Q. Are there any Muslims out there who have anything constructive to say that would prove to the civilised World that Islam is not a backwards and violent religion.?
Mo says - None that I've ever met.

Q. what was aysha's fav toy?
Mo says - She wasn't allowed toys. I sent her out to work for a living when she was 7 so she could pay for my zimmerframe.

Q. Dear Mo, Pls shed some light on your genealogy tree. I heard that your mother was a good harlot of Macca. Is it true? Thanks..
Mo says - She was the best...and the cheapest (so my uncle tells me)

Q. Hey Mo, Whats the meaning of "ALLA Teri Gand Me ... Afridi ka BALLA" posted on comments section of your site?.
Mo says - It's Klingon for 'Happy Xmas, Mo. We love you'

Q. Dear Mo, I'm a christian woman living in a muslim country and I want to ask you WHEN we will be happy with muslims Why dont you tell them how to live with other people in peace? is that so deficult to undrestand ? are they stupid or what?
Mo says - Unfortunately it's looking like Muslims will never be able to live with other religions in peace...ever! I tell them to chill out but they carry on killing. What else can I do?

Q. Ok, smart man. I viewed your page that's entitled "Mulsims Only". Why do you assume that the Muslim world only consists of Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq?
Mo says - I don't, even on that page you'll find examples of Muslim atrocities (carried out in the name of Allah and his 'religion of peace') from all around the world. It seems that death, violence and misery are part and parcel of Islamic life... thanks for raising the point though...maybe you should try changing the tv channel from Al Jazeera every now and again (or would that be unIslamic?).

Q. dear mo, can you please send me some sexy photos of prophet mohammed's wifes?
Mo says - Watch this space ;o)

Q. Mo, What are the benefits of female circumcision?
Mo says - If you take away the religious gobble dee gook...absolutey none.

Q. Dear prophet Mo, I recently had a chat with a female muslim friend of mine about the status of women in Islam, and she told me that women have equal rights with men and women are honoured in Islam... I didn't know how to respond, but could you tell me if you agree or not?
Mo says - 'Men have authority over women because God has made the one superior to the other, and because they spend their wealth to maintain them. Good women are obedient.' (Q 4:34) - Does that amswer your question?

Q. Mo, What are the benefits of female circumcision?
Mo says - If you take away the religious gobble dee gook...absolutey none.

Q. Mo, Why did allah say in Sura 86:5-7 that man was created "from Gushing Fluid, from between the loins and ribs" but everyone knows SPERMS comes from Testicles? How your allah be so wrong?
Mo says - Allah hated biology and tended to get those questions wrong. Come to think of it he hated school altogether...which explains an awful lot!!!!!

Q. Does that crummy table cloth you wear on your head cause chaffing?
Mo says - Not at all, I use a skin cleanser with a built in moisturiser every morning before breakfaast. This also helps keep my skin looking remarkably young and wrinkle-free! You wouldn't believe I was 1400 years old!

Q. Don't forget, muslims do not FEAR death, as you can see... in fact, they welcome it.. so please speak your mind (First Amendment) to the public...  dont be scared little boy and hide behind a mask.
Mo says - It is understandable that Muslims welcome death :o)

Q. Why do christians have so many SECTS and cannot get along in the same church?
Mo says - Maybe they need to follow the example of Sunni and Shia in Iraq :o)

Q. Mo, when will these stupid muslims understand the truth about their demonic allah, false phophet mo and cult islam. Is there a deadline or do we all have to suffer from their ill intention forever ?
Mo says - I'd give it about 700 years untill they get to where the rest of us are now..

Q. Why do Muslims think they are superior to everyone else?
Mo says - Because if they don't, nobody else will.

Q. Why do mooselims insist that their cult is a religion of peace? If anyone opposes these sick minded sub human perverts the response is " Kill! Kill! Kill"
Mo says - Because they actually believe it!

Q. Mo, why did allah include Satan's verses in the koran in the first place? are they working together..
Mo says - Allah and Satan have much more in common than most Muslims like to think !

Q. If in Islam there is "no god but allah", why do muslims treat you (peace be to you, by the way) and the Koran as if you, and it, are sacred? Are you enjoying being an idol?
Mo says - Perks of the job (bit like having a company car without the tax liability) ;o)

Q. Have Muslims ever discovered anything? Other than NEW TACTICS on HOW TO KILL a freedom loving innocent people (even their own people) who exposed the TRUTH and the danger of their violent death cult, demonic religion of peace called Islam which was founded by an illiterate, rapist, child molester, plunderer, murderer and terrorist of his own Quarish tribe name MUHAM-MAD?
Mo says - No, not really.

Q. Mo, Does PBUM stand for Place Bomb on the Underground and Murder?
Mo says - It may as well do

Q. Mo, I'm a Muslim, but during Ramadan I like to get pissed, whore around, and eat like a pig during the fast. Should I start shopping for a new religion?
Mo says - I'd say you're a fairly typical Muslim so keep up the good work (just make sure the whore's are over 6YO )

Q. Mo, why do Muslims ignore the good parts of the Koran and only read the bad parts that tell them to kill, kill, kill and then kill some more?
Mo says - There are good parts too?

Q. How come allah said that the world is flat?(Read sura 88:17,18,19 & 20) I thought their Allah was never wrong?
Mo says - You should hear what he comes out with after a few beers!!!

Q. Mo, Is poncing off the Benefit System preached in the Koran??? I ask this as most followers of Islam do it religiously.
Mo says - Surah 8:76 says "Ponce, ponce and ponce again until you can't ponce any more"

Q. How long til Islam is extinct?
Mo says - Scientists are currently working overtime on a cure.

Q. Mo, is President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, mad?
Mo says - Madder than a mad man who's overdosed on mad pills.

Q. Considering that Muslims don't eat pork, why do so many go and live in Denmark - a country where pigs outnumber people?!
Mo says - Just take a look at their social security payments! .

Q. "The obligation for all Muslims is to do as I say not as I do." But a fundamental tenet of the Islamic religion is to do as you said AS WELL AS YOU DO. So?.
Mo says - So Muslims should try reading some other books too...like some cookery recipes or some joke books.

Q. Wherever there is disturbunce around the world, it is because of Muslims. I think they are still living in the time where they  had to fight for everything [food/sex/power] like the way animals do. Mo, why dont you tell them that they are not pigs any more?
Mo says - You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

Q. What was it like buggering Ayisha before she was 9?
Mo says - Where did you hear such slanderous lies? She just got her dates wrong and was actually 9 1/2!!!!!!

Q. I was a big contributor to a now dead website called 'Hated Celebrities' - killed by Liberal Morons who appeared to object to freedom of speech. Anyway, a colleague and I are resurrecting a similar site and it should be up and running soon. Do you have any tips for us as regards staying out of trouble with the Sandal brigade? We are hosting in the USA and have been told this is a good idea but anything else you can offer would be much appreciated. Thanks?
Mo says - Always be honest and speak from the heart. This will annoy many intolerant people and lead to very funny hate mail and numerous fatwahs.

Q. Do you like your rashers crispy or floppy?
Mo says - Hey! I don't eat bacon!!!! But if I did it would be crispy, rind cut off, with a thin covering of HP brown sauce in between 2 thick slices of fresh, warm, buttered white bread cut into triangles...mmmmmmmmmmmm...but I don't eat bacon.

Q. Oh Wise One, I need some Business advise. With the difficulty many Muslims are having with Air Travel and Transport in general, with people not wanting to fly with them I want to start an Airline called "Muslim Air" Do you think this would be a success?......
Mo says - Please click here for the rest of this very interesting idea and my invaluable business advice.

Q. hey Mo, damm! your are THE prophet! So tell me: when is the decadent west going to collapse and when do we all convert to the only damm religion that is any good? how long do I have to wait for the Isamo-Dictatorship to put this democracy nonsense in the trash?
Mo says - Well it was going to be in time for Christmas, but the West seems to be waking up now so it may take a little longer!

Q. Dear Mo, according to the Hadith vol. 4 chapter 3 pg 282, the stars in the sky was created to be thrown at the devil as missiles. On behalf of the astronomers of the world.... could u give me some explanation?
Mo says - Allah knew that the Islamic faith would always revolve around violence so this was just target practice until high explosives were invented .

Q. how u feel when u f*cked 6 year old ayesha?
Mo says - She was 9, not 6.

Q. If a muslim has a very tiny dick, can he marry a five year old?
Mo says - What do you mean 'if'?

Q. Allah says, you are the best example of humanity in all aspects of your behaviours and everything you do is ETERNALLY correct and will never be wrong. don't you think that all these kafir laws of statutory rape (any age above 6) are satan-inspired, and no Moslems should obey them?
Mo says - The above question and my wise reply can be read in full here...

Q. f*k u!! my question is y the f*k r u doin all dis all muslims ever wanted is peace so y! y!yes we may have been angry once or twice well thats only cuz some one took the p*ss out our religion and i hope that answered everyones questions so please stop and take dis websyt of da net im askin nicley mo cuz if u dnt u dnt u dnt wanna find out wat i can do to u.
Mo says - I think you'll have to ask a bit more nicely than that.

Q. Mo, taking a bath with camel's urine? Is that perfume to attract more women?
Mo says - I said drink it, don't take a bath in it...that's disgusting!

Q. Mo, Can I suggest i have one of your wives. I promise i won't rape her because i respect women. If you don't i'll file a case against you for rape, child molestation, white slavery for maintaining a Brothel. Deal or no deal?
Mo says - No deal, I have divine immunity for my past 'indiscretions'.

Q. What medication do u take to have the strength of 30 men?
Mo says - Viagra, now available in Muslim-friendly blue!

Q. Hello MO...i always debate with muslims....muslims alwasys say Islamic scientiest are intelligent like in ibn sina....how do i counter these terrorist?...thank u.
Mo says - Scratch the surface and you'll see Ibn Sina was a bit of a fraud. In fact he plagiarized so much of Hippocrates' work that had they both been around today, Sina would get his sorry a** sued. Better not bring this fact up when you're debating with your Muslim friends though...they'll probably kill you.

Q. I'm shopping around for a new Religion, I looked at Islam but I have already had my 72 Virgins here on Earth and I would prefer more experienced Women. Christian Religions dont appeal either, I dont want to spend Eternity with Popes, Bishops, Nuns, Priests and Holy Rollers or pray all day like Muslims. Can you ask Allah to start a new Religion? preferably one that doesn't involve suffering, victimization and Death.
Mo says - Not possible...just become a prophet and go with the flow.

Q. My question is simple, especially considering you've so clearly picked your side: Why do this?
Mo says - Because Allah told me to.

Q. Hey Mo why did ask muslims to fast one month?...is that not crazy..its better to donate money or food to poor people instead of fasting like zombie right?
Mo says - Helping the poor and needy is not the Muslim way.

Q. mo: in islam The Law 'comes down from above' while in the decadent West laws are generated by the people, this is clearly a terrible thing. How can we put an end to this democracy that is incompatible with the one true faith?
Mo says - Now that's the million dollar question. Muslims have to find a way to convince these infidels that the death sentence for serious crimes like adultery is the only way forward...after all, they never re-offend!!!

Q. Hey Mo, how come u never destroyed kabbah?...lack of dynamite?
Mo says - No, dyslexic bomber mis-read the number plate and got the wrong car!

Q. Hey Mo, why did you screw your own daughter in law?
Mo says - Because that's the Muslim way...don't you read the papers?

Q. MoMo, I try so hard to follow your teachings, but i love liquor and whores alot.  What can i do without giving up my fun to assure my place in heaven?
Mo says - Good question...Just do what I did, keep quiet about the liquor and make sure the whores are over 6 years old.

Q. Hey Mo, fancy having a beer with me sometime? great site by the way
Mo says - I'm always up for a beer. Had a skinfull last night though...trouble with being a popular prophet is everbody wants to buy you a drink!

Q. Dear great Mohammed. As far as I know homosexuality is forbidden in Islam. So if a male suicide bomber is awaiting 72 virgins what about the female suiciders? Are they allowed to be lesbians there?
Mo says - Another good question...let me think about that one for an hour or two... ;o)

Q. Hey Mo! cool site you have got! Why do muslims multiply like rabbits?
Mo says - Because imitation is the greatest form of admiration...Muslims are attemting to work their way up the evolutionary ladder (one step at a time)...by the year AD 4015 Allah hopes they will evolve enogh to learn the power of verbal, non-violent, communication.

Q. y are u doing this u f*******.....as u no u asshole is nt funny and woch u stupid bich wot hapenz to u k*nt!!!.?
Q2, y are u a f*king asshole u stupid racist freak>gt lost and neva cum bak>bastard mother f*king k*nttt!!!! g suk ur ass u stupid racist!
Mo says - I'm doing this because of you.

Q. How can a Muslim have sex in heaven with Virgins if there is no bodily ressurection, is it all in their mind??
Mo says - Lack of bodily resurrection isn't the issue here. The problem is a lack of virgins...there aren't any!

Q. Hi Mo I s'pose you must be ever so pleased that Hezbollah are pious enough to use Women & Children as defensive shields & propaganda tools perhaps it is a way of replenishing heaven with the Virgins?
Mo says - Unfortunately, it seems to be the Muslim way of fighting wars. With help from Al Jazeera and BBC propoganda It means Muslims can cling on to their 'victim status' for a while longer. But I do think that most people are beginning to see through it now.

Q. My questions well hear me out F*CKER....may Allah the Almighty 4give and accept my excuse for swearing at you...but he knows your scum and therfore im 4given...You should be ashamed of your filthy low piggishness...how dare you try to impersonate my dear prohphet and claim in your foolishness and ignorance that you can immitate him...he was far too superior and and unique in character than to even be compared to an iota of your unfit brain and mentality....I am discusted at your nature of joking about a very dear and beloved servant of and messenger of god.....you may not realise how awful your comments sound on here ....and if this is a joke page in your eyes than on the day of judgement you will drink camel piss not muslims you animal...the quran does not say such words so correct your stupid insane bitch of a brain and assert your filthy mind and heart of what you have left..in my eyes a malicious bastard.
Mo says - Call me stupid, but I can't seem to find your question.

Q. Please confirm why Muslim men prefer their camels and goats to their women.  Is it because the camel and goat have less back hair?
Mo says - Not at all. It is because camels and goats look very sexy wearing black suspenders in the moonlight.

Q. Moon god allah, the chief of 360 idols worshipped by pagan arabs, does he/she talk to mooooohamm-mad? (we know he is always haluccinating that he saw something evil)
Mo says - Moon god ( Hubal to his mates - although most Muslims just call him Allah) talks to me every day over coffee and toast . We discuss many interesting things such as oil prices, litter and where it all went so wrong!

Q. I want to leave islam, i wanna become sikh. How do I do this?
Mo says - A very wise decision. Sikhism is a religion based on peace and mutual respect and has attracted many disgruntled Muslims away from Islam for these reasons. To become a Sikh you must take the 'Amrit'.

Q.Why are your followers so barbaric and cruel? Is it the lure of 72 virgins?
Mo says - It sure looks that way. The funny thing is we ran out of virgins ages ago and have been using post-op transexuals as a substitute ever since...and we haven't received any complaints so far!

Q. In late Jan 623 AD, you and your gang mercilessly attacked a group of merchants at Nakhla (these were people from your own tribe, the Qurash!), during the sacred month where warfare was forbidden... Were you on drugs or something?? Are fellow Muslims to follow your example today as well?
Mo says - Things were different in the 7th century, unfortunately my fellow Muslims haven't yet realised this and are still there!

Q. Hey Mo, Why is Yvonne Ridley in your 'Wannabe Muslim' page as she's already a Muslim convert?
Mo says - Converts are never really treated like real Muslims by other Muslims. They're still regarded as Dhimmies.

Q. I heard your big brother was also your father...is this true as I thought he was your cousin?
Mo says - Keep it in the family... that's what I say.

Q. I see the Quran tells Muslims to drink camel's urine...why's that?
Mo says - Just seemed like a good idea at the time. Actually, it's not too bad, leaves a funny tang in the back of the throat though.

Q. Are you adopted, cause you mother only like up her arse?
Mo says - I guess that makes us brothers.

Q. Hey. Fancy sellin your website? £500?
Mo says - I'm sorry but my work here in cyberspace is not yet finished.

Q. Stupid kaafirs! Who do yu think u r creating such a pointless disgusting website as such and thinking it is funny?
Mo says - I am Allah's favourite Prophet so please don't call me a 'stupid kaafir' .

Q. I have just come across this page... May i ask why you have completely riduculed Islam in such a disgusting, revolting manner? I am absolutely horrified and shocked to see that someone would go to such high extremes.
Mo says - Well I guess we all have different values ... Personally, I find public beheadings more horrifying and shocking than a harmless animated GIF.

Q. Prophet (Peace Be Upon You), How come Muslim men can have 4 wives, but after I read 'The Islamic Invasion' by Dr. Morey, it appears that you had about 22 wives? Can't you make up your mind? How many infidels must I kill to qualify for 22 wives? Isn't it expensive?
Mo says - I'm a prophet which means I can make the rules up as I go along! It is very expensive though...have you seen the price of burkhas these days?!!!

Q. Mo, PBHU (Place Bomb Upon his Head)! You Have so many wives, at least 11 & Sex Slaves. But you have Childern from only 2 of them. I heard that you have the strength of 30 men. Are all of these women to whom you have sex Day & Night Barren?
Mo says - At my age I'm lucky if i can get it up once a month! I've been using the 'I've got a headache' excuse for several centuries now and it's wearing a bit thin. They say the average prophet reaches his sexual peak at 97 years of age...gues I'm a bit past it now!

Q. What's your number and who's funding your site?
Mo says - Not exactly the sort of question I was expecting but as you ask, I am number 1 (Well I am Allah's favourite prophet) and the big 'A's also funding the site.

Q. What's Allah's email address?
Mo says - He doesn't actually have one. That's why I'm here!

Q. Can you Deny?
Mo says - How can I deny when I don't know what you're talking about? I think you should wait until I create my 'Ask Mo after you've had a smoke or 2' page.

Q. Do you know which is the worst genocide done by human, Attack of nuclear bomb on japan by united states. Does it mean that Jesus christ was a terrorist?
Mo says - But it wasn't done in the name of Jesus Christ or any other god. It was carried out to end a war (A war which was started by Japan) which would have carried on claiming thousands of lives. If you can't understand that then there really is no hope for you at all.

Q. Did Aisha really commit adultry and, if so, why?
Mo says - When she came back to me she'd obviously learnt some tasty new 'bedroom tricks' from somewhere, so I guess the answer is YES! But...as luck would have it, I then received another 'revelation' that 4 eyewitnesses were necessary to prove adultery, so technically the answer is NO!!! - Being a prophet sure does make life easier ;o)
As for why ... well if you were only a young child would you want to spend all your time with a dirty old man in his 50s?

Q. What's your favourite saying?
Mo says - There will never be peace in the World until Muslims learn to love their children more than they hate everybody elses!

Q. What's your favourite colour...and why?
Mo says - Black, it reminds me of an ex-girlfriend's favourite dress!

Q. Do suicide bombers have 72 virgins waiting for them?
Mo says - Errr...what do you think? Even if we had a supply of virgins up here we'd surely have run out by now!

Q. Why doesn't George Galloway appear in your list of Muslim wannabes?
Mo says - Well I did consider him but Gorgeous George isn't really a 'Wannabe' Muslim. After all, he helped 'redirect' several million dollars away from the Iraq 'oil for food' programme into various family bank accounts - that money was supposed to be for food and medicine for the Iraqis and not to keep George in cigars. He was elected to represent Muslims for his Reform party but decided he could make more money appearing on TV shows like Big Brother and spends more time promoting himself rather than actually doing his job! In fact, I'm quite surprised he hasn't been the recipient of a fatwah!!!

Q. What's your favourite holiday destination?
Mo says - I'm a bit sick and tired of sand so that's probably why I love Denmark so much. I get so annoyed with my inbred followers when they say nasty things against the Danes. All they did was publish some of the pics I posed for. Cornwall's fantastic too! I keep telling Allah that he should rent a house there for a couple of weeks each summer so we can just chill out and catch some waves!

Q. Should the UK and USA withdraw their forces from Iraq?
Mo says - Only if you want to see a Taliban style leadership in place. Liberal dhimmies in the West love to shout their 'Troops out' slogans but if the troops did withdraw they'd soon change their tune and start blaming the West for deserting Iraqis in their hour of need. The West is damned if they do and damned if they don't. The vast majority of the killing is Muslims killing other Muslims...same old story.

Q. What do you think of the BBC?
Mo says - The BBC is Islam's secret weapon. It's so scared of possible accusations of Islamophobia that it will do almost anything Muslims 'suggest'. Just look at any of its news broadcasts or 'in-depth' investigative programmes on Muslims or Islam. They will always blame Israel and America and imply that terrorism is a direct result of the West's persecution of Muslims. It is now official BBC policy that anything which could be perceived as showing Islam in a poor light may not be broadcast ... Personally, I wish they would be more objective and let people make their own minds up!

Q. Why is Islam called the 'Religion of Peace'?
Mo says - Well that's a tough one and I'm afraid I'm going to have to get back to you after I've had a word with Allah!

Archive Section - Your Comments About My Site - Archive Section

Mo, why don't Muslims help the police and expose the terrorists within their own communities? If I were a decent Muslim then I, more than anyone, would want these people caught and punished as they are giving all Muslims (and Islam) a bad name... Yes, that is what a 'decent' Muslim would do...

hello prophet mo! i like your web page and I think your subjects like it too.tee hee. Oh well keep up the good work. Your allh will bless you...Thank you for your kind comments. Allah is with me at this very moment opening another bottle of red!

Dear Mo, After witnessing "the keystone suicide bombers in Glasgow" we learn that they are all medical doctors. Strange ,that they were all apparently incapable of diagnosing their own mental illness....One of the main problems with mental illness is that you don't realise you are ill.

So what's the real story about how you invented islam? Did your head boil in the Arabian sun a bit too long? Too much camel urine? Or simply good old fashioned insanity?... But I'm the only sane one here....it's everybody else who's mad!!!

Hello, I would like to say that you're website is completly ridiculous. Poor of you, when I read you pathetic articles I'm sad for you. pfff !! ... It is a bit silly!

May the pox riddled fleas of a thousand camels arses infest your underpants thou foul, villainous, blasphemer. May the residents of your scrotum grow to be the mass of medicine balls and your favourite Football Club go the way of Leeds United.... Now let's look on the bright side, Leeds will soon have the best stadium in the Conference!

Hi Mo, I turned to Islam for a bet, but there are no mosques to pray in here in Tel Aviv, what should I do?...

Dear Mo, are you gay or simply a Camel F*cker? ... Here's a clue.

Don't you think that the proper name for you is "Profit" Muhammad?... Yep.

Continue to fight the good fight, I admire your courage and respect your intellect... As you should :o) !

Keep the good work up man! ... I will dude.

The mugs are a good idea, but I am not much into tea, coffee and stuff like that (as a true mystic, beer and wine is more my thing). Do you have any plans to produce the same designs as t-shirts? If so, I would be most interested. PBUY (and me too)... Watch this space.

Man What ever be your religion, ur not seemed to be sensible person in this earth. Kindly delete this website, for good. Other wise Allah Almighty will do accordingly to his will. Inshallah. ... OK, it's deleted.

MEDIA,MEDIA,MEDIA You have been brainwashed....Unlike you of course.

F*ck you mother f*cker ... Peace be with you too ;o)

hi hay just wana say why u against islam is any muslim fucked ur mom or wht?v never abuse u pegs but guys against us u wana meet me i wana show u the power of islam i will show u the mighty the great the ever living Allah hope u get in ur fucking ming okz u devil son just dnt abuse it hurts damn u guys dnt belivein this coz u dnt knw about ur own slef lolz then how can u pray the lord ur jesus will come and he will tell al u guys thta momhd is the best and wright accept him then if u wana u wuill okz may Allah give u bright mind and thinking as well ameen suma ameen ... Can anybody translate, please?

I dont care about what others think or do I am not God to tell them what to do, my friends are from all religions and nations (muslim, seeck, christians, none belivers, jew etc) we are all human. ... That's debatable

I like the way that if you dare to criticise Islam, then you're automatically a pawn of some Jewish banker or something. Man, these people are so brainwashed with hate, it's unreal. No wonder they've got so many, many, many problems. Good work Mo, you degenerate nutcase, you. Great site. And thanks to all the Muslims who managed to see through their blind hatred to write in and totally prove your point. ... It is kind of ironic.

I was most impressed by the fact that you reported Sir Sickballs Saqrani for promoting paedophilia, how that prat received a K demonstates the toadying nature of our present government ... You just hit the nail on the head!

why do you hate muslims... wait let me guess cos they are terrerists!! just because the ppl in iraq do wrong DOES NOT mean other muslims are like that ... Is that because Muslims around the world are setting such a good example?

Islam is fastest growing religion,why???Cos daily more and more people are finding out the truth... I think you'll find it's because they're actually breeding faster than they're killing eachother (which, in itself, is some feat!!!)

Following seeing that website, its interesting to know that you are devoted to your passion... Thanks

You refer to Islam as backwards, is it because it existed before yourself, in that case, could you be referring to your parents/grandad/grandma/uncles/aunties as backward, cause they existed before you and their fashion differs from you?? ...No, I refer to Islam as backwards because it's stuck in the 7th century.

My intention is to convey to you the message which i have been sent to this world to convey to the disbelievers... ACCEPT ISLAM... ISLAM IS NOT WHAT YOU READ IN THE MEDIA OR SEE ON TV... WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ISLAM AND THE BELOVED PROPHET MAY PEACE AND BLESSINGS BE UPON HIM IS LIMITED... Strange how such a lovely peaceful religion comes across as a murderous cult followed by retarded mad people stuck in the 7th century...I wonder why that is?

About 9/11, some well-informed sources still maitain that it was all a Jewish affair! Did you know that on that fated day, none of the Jews working at the WTC building showed up for work? .... errr, right, of course....... have you considered a change of medication?

You have your opinions, which are definitely concocted but thats your choice... May ALLAH bless you....... He does!

you don't know anything about Islam ... Unfortunately, I do.

Great to see you've exposed George Galloway for the thief he is. What a pompous hypocrite! Calls himself a socialist whilst stealing money from the people he claims he's helping. ... I never cease to be amazed by the depths that parasite will sink to. (no offence meant to parasites).

dear mo, it's so nice and refreshing to find a site that preaches common sense. muslims always bang on about how peaceful they are, right up to the point when they get so angry that blood starts coming out of their ears! when will our politicians realise the threat these backward thinking numptees are to our civilised way of life? ... Very soon ;o)

Fantastic site Mo!!!!! ... Thanks.

I am surprised that you haven't yet been arrested for libel, slander, false alerts to the police, and hate mongering. ... I haven't committed any crimes so you shouldn't be surprised (it's called freedom of speech).

statistics show that a woman in England is more likely to get beaten (often tortured and even massacred) by her husband or boyfriend than in Saudi Arabia. ... I'd be very surprised if ANY woman had EVER reported her husband to the police for beating her up in Saudi. Do you get where I'm coming from?

I came across your site last week and just love it! All my friends think it's great too! We've each ordered a 'please don't kill me' mug from your shop so we can help spread the word!!!!! ... Thanks!...(mugs sent yesterday...enjoy!)

mo, i had falsely believed that i was the most intelligent being alive upon this planet, but alas, once again, you have proven yourself infinitely more intelligent and wise than even i........i bow to your greatness!! i tip my hat to you from across the sea, oh great one. your messages of truth continue to be a beacon of enlightenment to the ignorant of the world. i beseech you, please continue your great works so that all may see....... much love....pete from the "states" ... As Allah's favourite prophet I am obviously more intelligent than mere mortals such as yourself. Thanks very much for your message of support!

my name is xxxx and i am proud to be a muslim i don't know whether you believe in a religion or not but what kicks do you get out of taking the mick out of my religion why do you do this? ... click here for my answer thetruth

why do you have problems with islam. why dont you look at christian or jews for example.... because they're not addicted to killing all non-believers.

Why do all you Islam,muslim hating cowards hide behind websites,blogs and webcams and not come out in the open and announce your hatred? ... because we don't want to be murdered by blood-thirsty intolerant muslims.

your hypocrisy has no limits.. yes it does :o)

Its you and these people who create hatered and problems, why dont we just live together in peace. ... maybe you could convince your fellow followers of the 'religion of peace'

I have to say that your site is amazing! Keep up the good work. I Haven't a good laugh like that in a long time. God bless.. I aim to please.

Seriously pal, why are you creating this website focusing only on the evil acts of Muslims?. ... Can't think of any reasons really, other than... it is only Muslims that are flying planes into crowded buildings, beheading Infidels on live TV, forcing women to cover themselves up, claiming that Sharia law should be introduced into every country, claiming that the whole world belongs to Islam, demonstrating violently whenever anybody disrespects their religion whilst at the same time disrespecting everybody elses religion, passing death sentences for women who are raped, homosexuals and anybody who wants to leave Islam, constant moaning about Christian countries that have given them a safe place to live when they fled their 'beloved' Muslim. etc etc

Hello Mo, i really like your site and i am considering converting to Islam. I am very interested in getting my hands on some of these virgins, however i doubt that i could manage 72 and i am not that keen on dark eyed maidens. However if you have a few fit blondes available for Infidels, that would assist me in making a decision. ... Unfortunately the standard of virgins is not very high and due to the high volume of suicide bombers we apply the term 'virgin' very loosely. Fit blondes are in great demand but tend to go straight to Allah's 'naughty girls' room where they are given the 'once over'.

Hi Mo! I think you are doing a fantastic Job! Keep it up old son. ... Thanks buddy.

why do you hate islam so much what is your religion. ...Why are all Muslims obsessed with religion?

You rock Mo. From reading your site it is clear that you have been sent by allah to set the record straight once and for all. You are witty, insightful and brave. Let’s hope that your site can open a few eyes as to the “real islam”. God (or whatever) bless. ... You're a bit of a cool dude yourself.

Why don't you add Robert Fisk to your list of honorary wanna-be Muzzies? ... There is a long list of contenders for my 'Turban of Death' award.

you should be behind bars together with your taskmasters for your criminal website. P.S: Dare I, by the way, avail myself of my right to "Freedom of Speech" and call your taskmasters "Jewish"?. ... You may say anything you like. Being paranoid does not deny you right of freedom of speech.

Dear Mo, I'd like to know the reason for Muslim anti-Jewish sentiment. Was it because they know how to make money by legal ways? ... Most Muslims hate everyone ... it is written in the koran!

Hello, My name is XXXX. I am a Moslem and have just seen your cartoon. I think they are artistic and funny, I am not offended at all. We all live on the same planet and we all should have Freedom of Speech and Expression. I don't understand what the fuzz is all about. Further more, it is a fact that Islam was spread by the use of the sword. Any one says differently would be lying. History books have it all. Good luck, ... That's very kind of you to say, peace and good luck to you too.

I have shown some of your web pages to my pet mouse and even "it" seemed utterly didgusted with their hate-filled contents against Islam and all Muslims. ... You'll probably find 'it' was just agreeing with you because it didn't want to be killed!

Apparantly, we in the U.K. have been really nasty to Muslims ( www.britishoppression.com ) ... I just can't understand why Muslims flock here in their thousands every day just to be treated in such a terrible way!

I heard on the news that the peace between Muslims in Palestine was over. I wasn't aware it had ever started... It's all relative, think of it as cutting down on smoking. When you're used to killing (smoking) 50 a day and you go down to killing only 30 a day then that's a big improvement. Now they're back up to 50 a day. Better luck next time :o)

The internet is also full of hate-filled Jews mascarading as Christians or as innocent "well-intentioned Geniuses" trying to ALERT the world against the imminent dangers of Islam and Muslims! ... Medication run out?.

Thanks for such a great site ... My pleasure!

Horray for Ms Chakrabati...that woman is very intelegent! Bigup to her and all the fantatics :) ... And a 'bigup' to you too my intelegent little terrorist.

A quick search has revealed to me that the international criminal , World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz is a Jew. Would you dare post this information on your site, for the sake of freedom of speech? ... Of course I would ... why wouldn't I?

i find your site offensive and not funny - there are limits to freedom of expression in my opinion, May Allah guide you. ... That's the good thing about living in a non-Islamic country...you're allowed your own opinion.

Just thougt id let u know that our local mosq is so full that we have two sittings and we are plannig to expand...would you like to donte seeing as you love us so much....lol...hehhehehehheeh... i'm afraid I can only donate money, I'm all out of AK47s and Semtex.

I noticed that the most important piece of evidence provided to MI5 which helped to convict those ambitous muslim would be bombers was provided by the custodian of a "lock up"premises who posed herself the question: What are a bunch of muslim young men storing 600kg of ammonium nitrate possibly up to? I have a feeling that she might be a visitor to your holy site? Keep up the holy work! ... Thank you, I intend to.

Rest assured that your website is only a heap of crap thrown at your own face, and by extension of course , at the face of your own people..... the SELF-PROCLAIMED CHOSEN PEOPLE OF G-D. PLease publish the above on your website, for the sake of FREEDOM OF SPEECH. Would you? ... My pleasure.

muslims do not hate jews , for Hitler was not a Muslim! Nor was the Great Inquisitor before him! ... I see, has your medication finally run out?

Your website has nothing to do with Freedom of Speech, and everything to do with Hatemongering, and you had better remove it and dump it in your latrine before the ICC issues a warrant to have you arrested and put on trial for crimes against humanity. ... Well as I am the Prophet Mohammed (Prison Be Upon Me) I guess I'll just have to plead insanity :o)

There was a time, let me jog your memory, when Muslims ruled the world but did nothing to impose their religion or their way of life to anyone. Quite to the contrary, they let everyone practise their own faith and creed in full liberty ( for otherwise you probably would not be around today, little loony Devil) ... So what went wrong?

MO!..I just wanna say...i love your website and laughed at Muslim comments..I guess they cant get in thier mind why Allah dont wanna punish u..that can only mean 2 things...Allah agrees with u or Allah simply does not exist.. Anyway..i enjoying beer and pork rinds...have a nice day. ... you too dude (Allah says hi)

Dear Mo, Have just seen the beginning of a video in which a 12year old boy is about to behead a poor chap who was apparently a former "Taliban" leader who had been unmasked as an informer. Imagine the proud parents(with hearts thumping) at their heroic son being given such an honour; thus making him an international islamic film star overnight. Makes you want to join "the religion of peace" without further ado. ... It's the Islamic answer to Bollywood.

I heard on the radio that the "Attorney General" intends to issue ASBOs to "naughty imams"who exhort their followers to murder and sedition. If this comes to fruition, I just might vote labour. ... Don't hold your breath.

"Those whose scales are heavy (with good deeds) will be successful and those whose scales are light (lacking sufficient good deeds), will lose their souls eternally to Hell." QurÂ'an 23:102-103 hello dickface , come face to face and i give you a good beating! ... Muslims and their 'good deeds' ... :o)))

You're a total mother f*cking brainless dick weed arse hole. You was an acident, your mother was a prostitute who use to f*ck her dad for candy. Your mum is also your aunty, that's why you're so fucked up. ... Good to hear from you Uncle Abdul.

Problem with bigoted, and arogant westerners LIKE YOU is that you only want to impose your cultural values on others.That is precisely the thing that you accuse others of. You people are also dogmatic when you talk about your so called freedom and democracy sh*t ... Personally I just want Muslims to stop killing everybody and to start respecting other peoples' beliefs. A bit radical I know but the sooner it happens the sooner I can close this website down and go back to being a Superhero.

Your website is a disgrace. Clearly you do not understand the religion at all. May you rot in hell!!!!. ... Looks like I've understood it pretty well.

What a filthy bunch of arrogant little hypocrits you are behind this most bestial web page.Your text gives abundant proof of your true (deceptive) nature as a member of the self-proclaimed CHOSEN PEOPLE OF G-D! You and the gang behind you should be put on trial for hate mongering. ... Congratulations, your journey into dhimmitude is now complete.

You have more friends than enemies in Britain. They (muslims) like to dish it out but they can't take it. It shows the world just how childish and backward they really are. ... It seems that everybody loves me wherever I go. Being Allah's favourite prophet is a great job!

we know that you are trying to collect more mony to kill the childrens, women and old people in Phalastine and other muslim contry, one day we will come for you, but we will not be creminals like you we will not kill childrens women and old people, we will respect your relagen and your holly books, and this is the diffrent between us and you, i feel sorry for you ... You have learnt respect!!!!...My website is obviously working.

f*ck you and your ppl you sun of pitch ... May allah have mercy on you.

I really am glad that you have become Allah's favorite prophet, Maybe you could let me be head Mullah of Tennessee and Kentucky. I hope that position is not already taken. Best regards your prophetship, Oh honorable and holy one. ... That would be nice but unfortunately you don't seem anywhere near mad enough to hold such an Islamic position of authority.

you mother f*cker u b*stard u dick f*ck, you pussy sh*t, u f*ckin sad f*ck, u having got any thing betta do, get a life dum sh*t, u Understand.. ... errr, not really. Although the vibes aren't good.

YOU SERIOUSLY NEED A BEATING. ... Yes please ;o)

i just wanted to ask something, what is the use of making a website so insulting and does nothing but making fun of people that u don't even know ... Better than killing people I don't even know.

Great site and I have linked you. ... Thanks

Dear Friend I do not even know your name and I am not even going to use your words. But I realy feel sorry for you. However, I feel that this is the first step for you to be a Moslem.... ... Fantastic, send me the high explosives and then I can move onto step #2.

WHY DONT YOU JUST RESPECT EVERY REIGION YOU STUPID FUCKIN PIECE OF DANISH SHIT ... I only hope that one day I maybe as tolerant as you.

Infidel scum like you will die a horrible death ... Maybe, but at least we'll have fun while we're alive. (isn't it prayer time...again!!!!!)

bounce this website otherwise it won,t be good for u ok . ... OK Boing, boing, boing.

will you kind of cheap people create problem in this world. Freedom deoesn,t mean to distrup other feeling. I don,t brother why your the the enemy of Islam. Isalm is the fastest growing relgion in the world you u know becuse it is the true religion . ... It's the true religion of Death!

whoever made this website you are an idiot. ... Maybe. But idiocy isn't a crime...unlike terrorism.

Profit, it seems your girls have taken over a library in pakistan and refusing to vacate. why cant you put some brain into their heads and ask them to chill out, drink beer, eat some pork rinds, and be a little promiscous and life will be so good...and peaceful.... They prefer killing.

Hey Mo! I have found a solution for suicide bombing...how about adding a piece of bacon while burying the little goat rapers..this way they wont go to heaven and no incentive there....i am being serious mo..hope you present this idea to MCB and their approval ... Very ingenious!

however, we will find out this website owner... so, be carefullllllllllllll..... if i catch you.... surely we will kill uuuuuuuuuuuu... what f*ck off. ... I'm sure you would. It is the Islamic way.

You are asking for a lawsuit. ... No I'm not. I just want Muslims to stop killing everybody.

bro, i have gone thru ur site...i personally have nothing against Muslims, actually i believe in Hinduism, which is a "way of spiritual life" rather than a relegion, and i am from India. here, there are 150 million Muslims and all of them hate the terrorist bastards of Pakistan and the middle east, so please, it's my request, do NOT steriotype all Muslims because it hurts the feelings of peace loving Muslims in India as well. ... This site is aimed at naughty Muslims and those that condone their terrorist brothers with their silence.

Hey Dude...this is the best site I have ever seen in my life. ... Just doing my bit to add a bit of laughter to the world!

guys like you enjoy licking ur moms p*ssy hole ... Here in the civilised world we tend to marry outside of our immediate family.

Hello friend, I am a HINDU but I respect all religions, and I want to request you that please if you cant respect some one then please dont abuse any one, Please dont mind but be a true man and do respect every one. ... I think there are others who are more in need of such advice.

here naila a yemeni muslim girl & i saw the picture.i didnt know who r u?& how dare u perfoming a bad image about the greatest personality in the humanbeings life?????????? Dont u know that by this website u r humilating a prophet who was send by God the same as prophet gesus? anyways this is not the civilised way 2 talk about any one in this life. ... Try thinking outside of the box.

Bravo! A good attack at the idiosyncracies of an idiot religion. Though religion was good but it has been deteriorated by the dim witted fools or fidels "WHATEVER". I am from India. Thank you Friend. ... Mon pleasure (as they say in France)

I have been dropping by at your most worthy address for quite some time now and on a regular basis, as I often feel the need for an injection of common-sense and humour in an otherwise sad world; sad mainly as a result of the evil teachings of islam. You bring it all into perspective. The diseased rantings of the objectors clearly demonstrate their delusions. I'm away now for some carrot cake and a cafe latte. Join me? Perhaps we can chat about how we can make a difference. Bring Allah. Shaitan must bring his own carrot cake if he wants to come along. He is a bit of a mean bugger! ... Shaitan's as mean as they come. He's got very short arms and very deep pockets. Allah's cool, although he does have a habit of sneaking to the toilet sometimes when it's his round. Anyway, latte sounds good but not too sure about the carrot cake as it gives me the wind of a thousand camels after a curry and beer night...but thanks anyway.

i just wanted to say that who ever made this site eats sh*t, thinks sh*t and is sh*t. U stupid F*CKING B*STARD >>>>>>>>>>>I HATE YOU.......... I HOPE U DIE THE SECOND U GET THIS....F*CKING B*STARD........I HOPE YOU DIE A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY PAINFUL DEATH.....BURN IN HELL.BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. ... You obviously haven't read my book on anger management!

I love your site. It tells me so much of the truth of your peaceful religion that I have emailed it to all by infidel buddies - will you be wanting to chop my head off at all? ... You tend to collect a lot of Infidel heads in 1400 years so I don't have too much spare space anymore. Allah suggested cutting off something a bit smaller (like a little finger) but it doesn't really carry the same kudos...what do you think?

Thank you for fighting islam ! ... My pleasure. Although I see it as more like self-defense

Love your site and might I just say how well you're looking at 1400 years old, although the beard does age you a teensy bit. ... I'm auditioning for one of those makeover shows next week where they make you look 1200 years younger.

Dear mo, Who's the frantic Imam in your "Muslim rave" video? Did you place afew hundred angry wasps in his turban you wiley old prankster?. ... Who says us prophets don't have a sense of humour?

u f*ckin bastard u do to hell mother f*cker i dont know y u still in dis world mother f*cked f*ck ur country n ur flag stupid f*ck. ... I'm here on the direct orders of Allah.

piss be upon u u son of a bitch jew, if only u were near me i wouldve killed u instantly u liar, everything u claim on dis website is false? if u would like to debate on these issues with a proper muslim, live debate u will get nowhere, but funding ur website is a jew. ... Spoken like a true follower of the religion of peace :o)))))

YOU ARE BRLLIANT!!, never before have i read a site of such fantastic satire of the most barbarous religion on the planet! ... Thanks buddy.

there is a thread at www.ummah.com talking about how they plan to trace you down and cause you harm. pretty freaky stuff there. Some guy claiming to be from ICANN saying how they can track you down from your domain name and once they find your address they are going to cause you serious harm. ... Thanks for letting me know. Unfortunately this is an occupational hazard when dealing with followers of the religion of peace. Ummah.com has long been a safe haven for Islamonazism.

I cannot deny there is extremism, but there is also Christian Extremism. ... True, and when Christian extremists start flying planes full of innocent men, women and children into large buildings (all in the name of their god) then I shall probably start a website about them.

Islam is a religion of peace, maybe you should read the Koran, or maybe do some research at all. Possibly you could research Mohammed first, before you ignorantly insult millions of peaceful, loving people. ... I have. Please tell me which parts of my website are incorrect and I shall remove them...you're lack of a response shall be treated as an apology, so thank you.

This is hate speech. You are an ignorant, foolish, uninformed, f*ck-face. ... You are right, it is.

I read yesterday that the "Three little pigs"had been altered to the" three little puppies" so as not to upset the "muslim children"in a school production in Yorkshire. Perhaps you could lobby them to keep the pigs, and substitute "the big bad wolf" for "big bad Mo". ... Great idea, maybe I'll have a career in panto after I've stopped naughty Muslims killing everybody.

dear mo..now that we all know who you are..just one thing..how did you manage (and still do) to fool a billion of your followers ...i think i can also become a profit...just like you..basic principles of my faith will be paedophilia, violence, incest, and of course, child marriage..hoping to fool more people than you..may God bless me, the new profit. ... You're only a real prophet when you have an official website!

hi there! such a brain u have... hope ur family r proud of u. God bless u. Keep up ur work and hope u'll get what u deserve. Don't worry i'll pray for ur soul. ... Phew, that's a relief!

Looks like mo, you are very good at plagiarizing from other websites...now i am sure you are the real profit...of islam ... It is the Islamic way.

Beats me why kosher moslems read your most excellent pages and then give you dog's abuse. After all you are the real Mo,you've said so, and we can't argue with Mo. Must be so confusing for their simple minds to find the real Mo telling them the truth. Keep up the good work. We'll see eachother in heaven or down the boozer, whichever is nearer. ... The voice of sanity ... Heaven has a great little pub. Just go through the gates and it's the first on the left after the door marked 'Muslims' (but be quiet when you go past as they think they're the only ones there).

Best wishes on the continuation of your "holy site.". ... Cheers dude.

Dude, if you don't know what you are talking about, do not create a website about it ... But I do.

you peoples will be killed by our hands ... Well let's just hope you wash them properly after you do a poo poo ... we wouldn't want to catch anything!

looks like your polls were entirely fraud....now i konw you are the true mo....love you mo...would love your little chick ayesha even more ... Hands off...you don't know where she's been.

This is, without question, the best website ever! It does my soul good to see that there are people out there who are not afraid to speak up against Mohammad (pee be upon him). Please keep up the good work- I haven't stopped laughing since my wife showed me site. ... Your wife obviously has impeccable taste.

It has just been announced that "Abdul Rasheed"has just been convicted of INCITEMENT for yelling "BOMB BOMB THE U.K". An unpadded cell in "Broadmoor" together with some serious medication would seem to be appropriate. And while they are at it why not let 'non too clever' Trevor (aka. Abu Izzadeen) and his lover Anjem Choudary join him. ... Too many madmen, not enough padded cells.

In honour of you oh exalted one.I've just named my pet piglet Achmed. so that when I feed him kitchen scraps and the collected bottoms of my beer bottles it will remind me of my sincere respect. I hope this meets with your august approbation. In the meantime keep up your holy duties. ... If everybody did nice things like that then the world would be a lot happier place to live in.

i pray to my god to give u horrendous end (death). if god will it shall be . ... Hey, that's not nice!

Why can't you keep such a hatred to yourself? Radicals are probably using your website as a prime example of a "Western community" ... Hmmm, maybe you're right. This 'Freedom of Speech' thingy is absolutely disgraceful don't you think? Can't have 'radicals' being subjected to such a monstrosity!!!...Might make them angry :o)

You claim to respect all people's faith in religion, then why have the website? ... Are you trying to say my website discriminates against one particular religion?

I find your website refreshing, so, Ya!! Keep your website. I am sure all my brother muslims will be much motivated after visiting your website. ... Does that mean your 'brother muslims' will stop killing eachother?...I suppose that's a start!

what a horrible person you are .how can you say these things who ever you. believe when i say this MAY ALLAH PUT YOU IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.then you'll remember what you did because word are just words you are not huring anyone.. i am just 14 year old and i and more clearly than you. ... Shouldn't you be back in the madrassa? Now hurry along or you'll miss your very interesting R.E. lesson on 'suicide bombing for 14 year olds'.

remember this message when you are in hell begging allah to give you another chance you white sonof bitch. ... hey, now that's racist! And after 1400 years under the desert sun, what makes you think I'm white?

fake boy just jealous of islam...... fooooool. ... Are you suggesting that I'm NOT actually Prophet Mohammed (PBUM)? That's blasphemy...or at least i think it is? Well in any case it's not a very nice thing to suggest!

you lost soul... may Allah forgive you on the day of judgement for your infidel act towards Islam. Islam is a beautiful way of life for us believers... ignorant people like you surely have not understood the best way of life. Become a muslim and ask Allah for forgiveness, surely he will forgive you as he is the most merciful. ... I'll ask him later when he sobers up. Great night, you should have been there! Mo (PBUM)

i promise to give you lifelong supply of camel urine if you are ready to leave that post to me. ...Mmmmmmm, It's all yours. Mo (PBUM)

A word for your followers......Start respecting us and our way of life, start taking responsibility for your own murderous, unjust and twisted "were the victims" 7th Century mentality and you just might start getting accepted by others. Keep your backward system of justice for the countryies that you and your kind originally hail from. ... Well spoken my friend. Mo (PBUM)

Hi Mo, Looks like your pushing all the right buttons as usual. It seems to be lost on some of your more fanatical followers that it just aint good practice or the done thing to keep threatening to kill you, (their prophet, or should that be "profit"?) while trying to convince all us infidel devils that their (your) religion is a "Religion of Peace". Duh! ... When Allah was handing out 'brains' naughty Muslims thought he said 'trains' and they all missed theirs! Mo (PBUM)

man....this website is really great...i mean truly funny..you are as much like me as i am...if that makes sense...some of muslim friends are having butts burning after visiting this website which makes me feel so good and high ... They need to eat cheesecake and chill out a bit. Mo (PBUM)

Yeh profit..y u not updating any new news, breaking news...too much of beer still lingering in ur brain is it..eat your share of bacon fast and give us, the infidels, the news we are waiting for. ... Your wish is my command. Mo (PBUM)

u f*cking idiot. ur gonna pay for this mate i relly mean it. p.s u mother f*cker bastard rot in hellllll. on jugement day ur gonna be sorryyyyyyyyy!!! ... Mind your language, this is a family orientated site! Mo (PBUM)

Be Prepared for problems ahead!!! It starts with this website then it starts with $$$ then emails then it gets bad to worse ... Oh no...you're not going to take your sandals off are you? phew...Mo (PBUM)

You are intolerant and hateful, this is a sin in any religion. .. Apart from Islam where it's a pre-requisite. Mo (PBUM)

Very unhappy with you, I'm sure something will happen to you. Guranteed. ... I hope so, I love surprises! Mo (PBUM)

Sorry all mighty Mohammed But these muslim extremists will most probably Kill me Or bomb another important building for this comment i am going to leave. Mohammed (you) was a pedophile and So called Almighty Allah doesnt even exist And by the way i love the site i am going to show it to my R.E Teacher shes a muslim. ... I'm sure she'll love it! I know Aisha's teachers do! Mo (PBUM)

Dear Friend, I appreciate the efforts you have put into this website. ... Thanks good buddy. Mo (PBUM)

The truth frequently hurts, you seem to have too much time on your hands, you need to get a holiday in Iraq. See the sites created by your nasty western governments. ... And there's me thinking it was all Muslims killing Muslims! Mo (PBUM)

who do u think u r making this website. I know were u live. If you don't shut this website down u will pay . p.s On jugement day ur gonna go to hell!!!!!!. I am the Prophet Mohammed (PBUM), who are you? Bring a few beers when you come round. Mo (PBUM)

who do u think u r making this website? u b*stard . on jugement day ur gonna pay for this. if u don't shut this website down . I am calling the police. p.s hope u die in hell ... ello, ello, ello, Is that you again? Mo (PBUM)

u r a disgusting freak. on jugement day your gonna pay for this.p.s hope u go to Helllllllllllllllllll. ... Hope so, bit chilly down here. Mo (PBUM)

u are a f*ckin b*stard u daft c*nt. i am going to kill u . ... You really need to work on your spelling. Mo (PBUM)

No one really knows how old Aisha was when The Prophet Mohammed married her, there are numbers from 6-15yrs. ... Believe me, she was 6! and I should know. Seems the only people in the whole world who don't know how old she was are Muslims! ... Mo (PBUM)

If you see Allah tell him I think he's an underachiever and a slacker in permitting his followers to make total twats of themselves. ... He knows, and he apologises. Mo (PBUM)

Mo, I visit your website daily for updates, particularly new comments/questions section, but you do not seem to be doing a honest job there. Have you started another scam(religion) that keeps you busy these days and neglecting your original scam?. ... Being a prophet in the 21st Century isn't easy and doesn't pay as well as killing and kidnapping (ahhh those were the days). So give me a break! Mo (PBUM)

u gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. ..... Have you got keyboard problems? Mo (PBUM)

I think your site is horribly offensive. I think its ignorant and intolerant. I also think if those truly are other Muslims that are leaving those threats and profanity (ITS NOT HELPING) yes you have the FREEDOM to say as you like - you too will be judged. As will the Muslims threatening your life. You cannot preach peace and then speak violence, whats wrong with all of you. ... This is a website of peace. Please let me know where i speak of violence and I will remove it immediately. Mo (PBUM)

Islam is it's own worst enemy. I've always thought that the way to defeat Islam is to expose its absurdity - to Muslims. You seem to have found the best way to do it yet. ...Thanks. I think so. Mo (PBUM)

OUTSTANDING SITE!!! Congratulations! We should take some of your cartoons, and place them on billboards nationwide. That might get some attention! ... Now there's a thought! Mo (PBUM)

Thank you. Keep up the great work. .. Thanks, I will. Mo (PBUM)

I am not here to threaten you in any way, shape or form, rather, I am offering you some help, if you would like to be taught, the true moral values of the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon his soul) so that you can be saved from the Wrath of almighty Allah (if it has not come upon you yet). ...Surprisingly, Allah's wrath has not yet come upon me. Looks like he must agree with what I'm saying. Mo (PBUM)

I wish all Muslims are cool, intelligent and funny like u Mo. Too bad they just wanna deflower nine year old. And also they missing out how delicious ham and pork with wine. ... Yes, it is rather delicious. Mo (PBUM)

Nice site! I think the generic funnyness cancels out any offensiveness. ... Yes, me too. Mo (PBUM)

I am going to tell you why I think you are not the real Prophet Mo. (cbuh)...Muhammad charges his followers money (Zakat), you have a website here with no "pay me money now!" link, so I can only surmise that you are NOT the real Prophet Mo, but an imposter!!!! You should have instituted a "access my website" tax or somesuch. So, Mr. Imposter; don't you think its time to own up now? ... Not sure I like what you're implying!!! Mo (PBUM)

Shit happens, is it? ... err, anything you say. Mo (PBUM)

this site is crazy close it down you duscust me. ... I know, it's crazy man!!! Mo (PBUM)

I congratulate you that you have found the solution of Burka... Thanks, Mo (PBUM)

Your website is the coolest and the most straight forward. I sent the website link anonymously to my Muslim colleagues and it made them mad like hell. What do u expect from terrorist anyway ha?...so what ever happens keep up the good fight!!!!....My heroic prophet!!...God bless u. ... Well done, may Allah bless you with a thousand camels. Mo (PBUM)

hey buddy, you are one step above Ali Sina of faith freedom international, waht say?.... Yeah, he's pretty cool too. Mo (PBUM)

i wanted to say to u that i hope that allah forgives u for what u r doing and maybe one day u will be better than me but right now ur the filthiest man alive and god forgive u. i hope god forgives u because u give wrong information to people about islam and i want to say that the terorists are not muslims bec islam is a peacful religion .... Of course it is...now don't forget to take your medication. Mo (PBUM)

Mo u r funniest and down to earth prophet.Keep up the good work.I'm sure Allah's laughing in pants looking at Muslims. ... He is, he told me so only this morning! Mo (PBUM)

ass wipe! we gonna take ova rude boi the ummah is increasing and they is so visiball to see! Revert and be saved from hell fired you son of many men. Is this the 5th time your wife left you? hehehehehhe ... You got a stammer? Mo (PBUM)

YOU ARE SWIMMING IN TOILET, LIVING IN TOITET DIE IN MY TOILET THINGS WHICH WILL SENT YOU SHORTLY. ALL MY TOILET IS DONATED FOR YOU.... I'm guessing you're not my number 1 fan? Mo (PBUM)

YOU ARE SUPER DEVIL , NO OTHER WORD I CAN SAY AND YOU NEVER BE CLEANED, ALL WORLD TOILETS THINGS ARE IN YOU AND IN YOUR MIND THATS ALL. YOUR MIND = ALL WORLDS TOILET x ALL WORLD TOILET CANALS. ... errrrr yeah. Mo (PBUM)

Hi. My name is xxxxx and i am a muslim young woman. I was born in Brooklyn, NY. I am 21 years old. I honestly think that your website is an outrage. Do you think it is right to mock omeones faith, or even a faith in that matter? ... zzzzzzzzzz Mo (PBUM)

Dear Mo (Place Bomb upon Head) I am disgusted with your solutions "Sensible Compromise Found to Muslim Veil Problem". I think it is showing too much of the eye. Also does this new Burkha come in a Kid's size 9. ... Of course...there's even a special wedding version for 6 year olds. Mo (PBUM)

Hello! Thank you for being blunt, honest and quite funny. ... I always try to be quite funny. It is the job of a prophet. Mo (PBUM)

Dear Mo, you are a religious bigot, an imposter & a hell deserving blasphemer: you are not the prophet, you are a very naughty boy. The truth is that I am the prophet - God's anointed on earth - and what's more my psychiatrist agrees with me. Have a nice day. Yours Mohammed. ... Let's just hope you don't start an 'I'm Spartacus' style uprising! Now go and take 2 Asprins washed down with a glass of camel's urine 5 times a day. Mo (PBUM)

I just discovered your website. It's really very funny. I have told friends and family about your web site. Thank you, Thank you. ... It's my pleasure, Mo (PBUM)

Freedom of speech does not count for rascist opinions like yours which certainly you should keep to yourself ... Islam isn't a race, there is nothing racist about this site. It is a site dedicated to peace and harmony between civilised people. When Muslims keep their bombs and guns to themselves and away from innocent men, women and children then I'll do the same with my opinions. Until then you'll just have to put up with me exercising my right to express my opinions.

erase your website or else from ?????????????? you have one week to do this ... date 16/1/2007. ... Or else what? you'll start crying and go to find a Nun to murder? Mo (PBUM)

tick tock tick tock!!!!! ... Oh dear, is that you again? Mo (PBUM)

What do you think of the Cat's (Yusef Islam's) latest album given he says nice things about you in it?... Still crap. He kinda lost it when he went over to the dark side and started issuing fatwahs against my mate Salman Rushdie.

Take it as promise i will kill u soon... Let me know if you find your way out of the desert and I'll give you direction. Mo (PBUM)

r u taking care of us u dick... I can't be sure but think that was an attempt at an insult. Mo (PBUM)

How come you broke all the commandments and Christ broke none? ... Because that's what Muslims do. Mo (PBUM)

Keep the good work mate!...I will, Mo (PBUM)

Dear Mo, Very funny and informative website. Muslims remind me of the Borg in Star Trek - mindless drones trying to convert everyone else to their own self-destructive state. I mean, if they want to live in caves, grow flea-infested beards and pretend that they are are still in the dark ages, that's fine with me, just don't expect me to follow suit. When are these simpletons going to wake up and realise that their religion is a base form of societal and psychological control. You don't see the mullahs or imams blowing themselves up after all - they get the really stupid c*nts to do that. Get a life boys (the female muslims obviously are not permitted a life)! Also, don't come to the UK and tell me what to think, say, practice or do. The sooner your hate-filled malevolence is removed from the planet permanently, the better the place will become. Muslims in the UK who espouse anti-UK or anti-democratic principles and who espouse violence against non-muslims, should be interned without trial pending trial for subversion and treason, the penalty for which should be death... That about sums it up! Mo (PBUM)

Excellent website. Keep up the good work. Religion of Peace? That is the funniest joke of all. ... Laughing at Islam is the latest craze. Mo (PBUM)

while you have the freedom to express your thought, better to keep it to your self rather than throwing your filthy thoughs to others. If you don't like Islam or Propher Mohammad (PBUH) than just keep quiet. Shaitan is with you therefore you will never understand islam ... At last! A Muslim who nearly understands 'freedom of expression' - but the main point is that you are FREE to EXPRESS your views and DON'T have to keep them to yourself! Mo (PBUM) PS Shaitan sends his regards.

What an oustandingly excellent site! You hit the nail on the head. I'll tell all my friends about it. Keep up the good work!.. It's always nice to be appreciated! Mo (PBUM)

Your website have triggered me to study more about ISLAM. Thanks and wish you a good luck and happy new year. I hope with your noble effort, more and more will find the truth about ISLAM. Don't worry the MUSLIMS won't revenge. Cheers!!. ... and cheers to you too. Mo (PBUM)

More than one man has f*cked your mother and in a result you came to this world. You bastered... Well it is the Muslim way. Mo (PBUM)

How dare you insult islam like that, You need to grow up and get some education on islam before you insult, you have no right to do that I just hope you are guided in the right path and forgiven for your bad actions. ... How dare you question my right to freedom of speech. You need to get some education on the personal freedoms that civilised people in the West have fought for over hundreds of years. I have every right to insult Islam just as you have every right to defend it. I just hope you find an escape from the chains of Islam so that the rest of your life may be lived in freedom... Love and kisses, Mo (PBUM)

Happy New Year Mo (PBUY) you're the best! ... You too my friend. Mo (PBUM)

Thanks for making my iman (belife) stronger. People like you makes me feel better about my wonderful relegion and the fact that you will burn in hell ... I'm always glad to help! Mo (PBUM) PS. See you there ;o)

How do you think a site like this is going to help anything? ... This is a website of tolerance. When naughty Muslims can view my website without threatening to find out where I live and kill me then I will consider that they have evolved into tolerant and civilised human beings that respect freedom of speech... until then, I shall continue with their education :o) Mo (PBUM)

You continue to fan the flames that some decent people are actually trying to put out ... By 'decent people' I assume you refer to the Dhimmi community who would sell their own mothers in order to appease Muslims... that's not putting the flames out, that's giving in to the school bully. Mo (PBUM)

I don't know where you live, but here in England we have been victims of Catholic terrorism for decades... ... Errrr... actually you were the victims of Irish Nationalist terrorism. I don't remember Gerry Adams (or any other terrorist member of the IRA) ever stating that he was fighting for god or their fellow Catholics. They were fighting for a united Ireland (hence I.R.A. - not C.R.A.)...Mo (PBUM)

Muslims live among us, and they are worthy of our respect. ... And they shall have respect... just as soon as they start respecting the non-Muslim people who gave them sanctury from the injustices they suffered in the Muslim countries they fled from. Mo (PBUM),

Why are you teaching your blind followers that non-moslems have seven intestines and a moslem has one intestine? what about if moslem convert to christianity what will happen to him? ... He'll probably be tried and executed by the Religous police and therefore won't be too bothered about how many intestines he once had! Mo (PBUM)

Thank you for such a nice, funny and at the same time very very needed website. You are doing an extremely important job. I wish you and your friends an ISLAM-FREE UK! ... That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. Mo (PBUM)

Hi Mo, I'm currently writing a thesis on the political situation in the Middle East and have found your site very helpful. Most sites I've researched have had an extremely biased viewpoint so it was a delight to find your site and get a balanced view on the situation. ... Glad I could do my bit for World peace. Mo (PBUM)

Great site Mo. Happy Christmas from all your friends at the Muslim Council of Britain. ... I love you guys too! Mo (PBUM)

u ugli muthafckers hope allah kills u wen u mr liickin shit out of ur mums ass or sucking piss out of ur dads cock u danish sheepshaggers hpe da danish fckin flag gts burned and shoved up ur ass. ... What's this infatuation you angry Muslims have with my ass?...use your own! Mo (PBUM)

Hi Mo, I never realised you were such a cool dude! Can I join your gang? I promise to be a good person and I'll even give up having sex with people I'm not related to. ... OK, but only if you really mean it. Mo (PBUM)

Mo, Please tell your Blind followers that we are not mocking their "Cult". We are only telling the truth, that these mooselim Pigs are Pagans ... The truth is always hard to accept. Mo (PBUM)

When God sent Prophet Moses(PBUH) to this earth and told him to preach about the power of GOD and how a human being should live in this life with good moral, everyone rejected him and said he is spreading myth and he is a lier.... prophet Moses(PBUH) generation not ready to accept Prophet Jesus(PBUH) and in the same way, Prophet Jesus(PBUH) generation not ready to accept Prophet Mohamed(PBUH) ... I'm with you dude, guess we'll have to wait a while until my naughty followers are ready to accept me. Mo (PBUM)

Hi Mo, Great site you have here. Glad to see that we still have some real men in good old Blighty (more than can be said for our illustrious politicians). Have been reading your comments now for a while (I originally came across your site by sheer luck. It made my day.) ... Well it's comments like yours that make my day too. Mo (PBUM)

Excellent site! Hilarious! Keep up the good work. We must all protect our freedom of speech and keep our rights in place. One day, radical Islam will be something we only see in museums! ... Assuming they haven't blown them all up! Mo (PBUM)

Hope you can handle the hell fire you are preparing for yourself ... Yeah, should be a laugh :O))))) Mo (PBUM)

Thumbs up on a great site .... My pleasure. Mo (PBUM)

please read about islam and our profit Mohammed, then you'll know that you have been wrong to do all of that bad cartoons. ... OK, I've read the bit about 'beating your wife' and have just got to the bit about 'slaying all non-believers' does it get any better? ... Mo (PBUM)

This is freakin great. :-) I can't stop laughing at the comments! Thank you for coming down, but what happens to your little goat-rapers if they don't take heed of your Holy Word? ... They get to meet the 73rd virgin...he's called Doug and he has some really disgusting habits. Mo (PBUM)

Nice site ;) .. Thanks. Mo (PBUM)

Yo Mo, I am an unclean and unworthy infidel, and forgive me for being so bold as to offer you my advice oh holy one... But, you are clearly upsetting the great Muslims of the world and wondered whether it may be a good idea tell them not to visit your holy site if it offends them. Alternatively, you could tell them to shut the f*ck up, get a life, a job, an education, a sense of humour and leave their religion in the desert where it was founded and belongs. Otherwise I look forward to their retribution in either this or the afterlife ... I think you need to undertake some 'Muslim sensitivity training' like the video on my Infidels only page. Mo (PBUM)

Excellent Site, Mo. Filled with sanity, humanity and hilarity; three things the Islamists and their mealy-mouthed apologists totally lack. I do hope that many of them are as offended by your site as I am by their God-awful belief system with its attendant violence and incessant hatred of the "other". The time has truly come when the truth needs to be spoken unambigously about this wretched religion ... Great minds think alike. Mo (PBUM)

it is a very good site which shows the true nature of terrorist religion of islam and their supporters. keep up the good work. i think it will help the non muslims to wake up and destroy the terrorist religion of islam ... Let's hope so! Mo (PBUM)

you are very impolite such as animals and more than them i am sorry for you .. Must brush up on my table manners! Mo (PBUM)

love the site Mo, but it looks like you concentrated on the bloody limies, here in the states we are bombarded with the likes of katie couric, george soros, hitlary clinton, Al-CNN, CBS, NBS,ABS, PBS, Socialist BS, it goes on and on, they all deserve Dhimmi awards. Since the bolshevik revolution was paused, western civilization has been double teamed, for allahs sake you should expose that BEFORE THEY DESTROY THE ENTIRE BLOODY EARTH!!!! ... I'll be coming your way just as soon as I've 'sorted' the Muslim problem here in the UK. May take a tad longer than I orginally thought though! Mo (PBUM)

CHEERS FROM THE INFIDELS OF THE WORLD!! ... You're welcome. Mo (PBUM)

i'm muslim prophet mohammed don't this the prophet mohammed is mercy nnnnnnoooooooooooooooo the prophet mohammed don't do this. ... Have you stopped taking your medication? Mo (PBUM)

Momoo, Please tell your blind followers that we are not "mocking"their cult. It is a "Left" not "right" religion.Just Don't worship the "Moon and Stars" that solves the problem. ... I'll pass it on! Mo (PBUM)

Mr Shit...why Fire eats each other if it does not find some thing eat!!!Die in ur Hateful. ... If anybody can translate then please let me know. Mo (PBUM)

Your website appears to show a lot of hatred for muslims as i gather i presume u are a retard. ... Only hatred twoards the naughty ones. And as for the retard comment, well I am the one and only Prophet Mohammed (PBUM). Mo (PBUM)

Good job Mo. Those f*ckers at the BBC will eventually get there comeuppance. Keep up the good work (PBUY) ... Cheers dude. Mo (PBUM)

Keep mocking Islam and Prophet Muhammed (Prayers and Peace be Upon him) until the end of days...This only strengthens Muslims' faith and love towards God and His Messenger... The only thing I have now is to pray for God to forgive you, and only He can make such a decision. Thank you...and I intend to. Mo (PBUM)

Dear friend you seem to progress on your retard capability therefore i shall award you a medal for your stupidity. ... Well that's very kind of you. Mo (PBUM)

Hitlar was christiane and no body said the crimes of christians!!!! Your website is full of hate and it will make a new generation of terrorists, you are using the same material which one day used by teachers of terrorists ... Hitler didn't carry his crimes out in the name of 'god'...until you people understand this very pertinent point you will carry on producing 99.9% of the world's terrorists. Mo (PBUM)

Please spend more time to find the right sources to learn about Islam or just about the GOD (if you belive in God). As I notice you just like to hear from the worst place and you like to judge all Muslims because of some!!!! ... Just doing my job. Mo (PBUM)

Bro, You have an excellent site, I think you are doing mankind a great service.  Good on you, man. Keep the strength ... It is the will of Allah. Mo (PBUM)

Hey dude, nice site! Loved the Muslims Only section :) The majority of people around the world are not aware of the civilization-extinguishing force that islam is and its bloodsoaked history. India for example has been dealing with this menace for the past twelve-hundred years. ... Thanks dude. Mo (PBUM)

this site must be close because you do not know any thing about the prophet mohammed because the prophet mohammed is the greatest person in the world if you want to know about him read about him and know how he was very kind and have forgiveness with no muslims peaple and he conquered the un fairly countries which thier kings were un fairly with thier nations finally i would say that you are on  ignorance about the prophet mohammed  and if you know about him you will greet him . ... Have you entered my 'Spot the Prophet?' competition yet? Mo (PBUM)

u f*kin bullshittas muthaf*kkerz y de f*k u jelous of muslims 4 u SON OF A BITCHHHESS! JEWISH HYPOCRITEZZZ U F*KIN NEED A LYF DIKHEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... I'll get myself a 'LYF' if you get yourself a dictionary. Deal? Mo (PBUM)

Great site. Time for all non-Muslims to unite to beat this cancer. ... Thanks. Mo (PBUM)

Why is Islam a religion of peace: cause all kaafirs should rest in peace!!! Right, that wasn't a question, but now you have an answer. ... And tey say Muslims don't have a sense of humour! Mo (PBUM)

your an idiot, their is only one truth and you people fear the truth. ... The truth is out there. Mo (PBUM)

Boys and Girls if you want to live by the laws of Islam I suggest you live in an Islamic country. P.S when you make threats and suggest that if people have anything to say that "they should say it to a Muslim's face?" We do and look at the trouble it causes!!! ... I hope they read this. Mo (PBUM)

Great stuff! I'm amazed that you're still above ground, though. In any case, keep up the good work! ... Thank you, I will. Mo (PBUM)

Mo, me old mate. Is it true that Muslim men wear special trousers designed to catch the second coming of Mohammad when a man shts him out? ... Yep. Mo (PBUM)

Hi great site. I really do hope that muslims find it offensive, thats freedom of speach. You will hear things you dont like, but tuff shit. ... Exactly my point! Mo (PBUM)

Momoo,I thought that mooselim fighters were very,very brave in time of war? why hiss ebola (Like a virus) fight face to face by hiding under the skirt of women, children(Civilians) and Chritians Homes  as shield and launched their rockets against Israel? .. Because they don't like to put themselves in danger. Mo (PBUM)

Mo, I want to thank you for having sex with my dog, allah. She must have been in heaven! ... Always pleased to carry on Muslim traditions. Mo (PBUM)

See you soon, M*ther F*cker ... I look forward to it ;o) Mo (PUM)

Enjoyed your site immensely, well done! ... thank you. Mo (PBUM)

You lying bastard! Love Islam Hate ass wipes like you facist PIg! Sorry about the insults, I will write you a intelegent thesis soon. dont worry I havent forgotten my weird nutty asshole ... Sounds painful. Mo (PBUM)

Muslims say that in a hundred years time the 'stars and stripes' will be replaced by a crescent moon. What Muslims don't seem to realise is that if they carry on killing eachother at the ever-increasing rate they are currently doing then in a hundred years time there will be no Muslims left on the planet...What a lovely thought ... Exactly! Mo (PBUM)

9/11 was great, it was beautiful seeing all you cowards crying ... I'm pleased that the website of Allah's favourite prophet (that's me) has angered you enough to make you show your true colours. You are indeed a worthy follower of the 'religion of peace'. Mo (PBUM)

Now what’s your response on this insult? Your blood thirsty  muslim pigs gonna be on killing spree again? ...

Do some honest reserch on Islam, the Koran and the teachings of our belived Phrophet, and you will find peace. Its intresting to check the 'scientefic facts in the Koran' ... I did...can I stop laughing now? Mo (PBUM)

Yo, Mo;  You give me hope that maybe, just maybe, the old "Mother Country" ain't quite finished.   Thanks for some much needed laughter. p.s: no offense, Mo, but your followers take themselves, and life in general, waaaaay too seriously.  I dunno how to say "Lighten up" in Arabic; perhaps you could pass along the message? Ciao! ... Consider it done. Mo (PBUM)

excellent site ... Thanks. Mo (PBUM)

F*ck you Denmark and f*ck everybody in the f*ckin denmark u slats and bitches and naughty sexy christians and fuck u jewess islam will be the strongest forever and it will be the best forever and mohamed is the perfect person ever and bye from now Sender : Who will F*ck U Denmark :D:D:D. ... Hey, thanks for the compliment (I nearly missed it). Mo (PBUM)

What an excellent site ,just what we need to put the moslem  in the limelight, they've nothing but insults to respond with... That's the Muslim way. Mo (PBUM)

Dear Prophet, thank you for a great website, I feel like printing pages and pages from it and handing them out to people in the street, outside schools, offices, airports and mosques (maybe not such a good idea). Keep up the good work!! ... It brings a tear to my eye when I read such emails. Mo (PBUM)

ALLA Teri Gand Me ... Afridi ka BALLA. ... and a happy Christmas to you too. Mo (PBUM)

son of bitches and enemies of humanity , do you think byu this cartoons you will win, do you think this is human, you are the real terorist, and bin one day you will regret i swear by the name of God , for your information , we are muslims and we are peacful , the game hapeing in this stupid world is known, and sooner or later you will regret. we will defend our prophet and our Precious coran and we will bit you sons of bastards. if you are a humans give me your telephone number and i can talk to you to show you that we are not violent and rasist and nazist like you bastards. ... Errr OK, I believe you're peaceful...please don't kill me. Mo (PBUM)

Does your religion tells you to humiliate a prophet -messenger of god or teach you to crisise some one elses religion?... It teaches me that I have the right to criticise and be criticised. It's called freedom of expression and can be found in most non-Islamic countries...Cool eh? Mo (PBUM)

I am a muslim and i strongley believe that islam is the only right religion .Do you think by creating a stupid website critisising our beloved prophet (pbuy) you can get anything? ... I get satisfaction knowing that people like you have the freedom to express themselves on my website. Mo (PBUM)

Too bad the Muslim retards that come here and issue death threats to you while shouting in ALL CAPS that "ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE!!" don't understand the sheer irony and stupidity of their statments...Unfortunately there's something severely lacking in their madrassas. It's called education. Mo (PBUM)

You have made some spelling mistakes. The Official Website of the Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Me)the spelling should have been (PISS BE UPON HIM) ... Thanks. Mo (PBUM)

How can I believe that you are mo, because mo has dead...Please find the money with the right way, not on this way, man ... I'm alive and kicking. Do I have to marry another 6 year old to prove myself? Mo (PBUM)

If I make your religion and your jesus the same as the asshole, so will you angry to me? So, If you like peace and wanna be a peacemaker you must feel what we feel ... I know I'm having a beer while I'm replying to these messages but having read this message several times I still don't know what you're talking about. Mo (PBUM)

Muslims come in all SHAPES, SIZES and COLORS, so watchout! they're deep!... That's far too profound for a simple prophet to understand...But I'm sure it's very interesting. Mo (PBUM)

Hey, do you have the GUTS to say what your saying in FRONT of a muslim? ... No way...you're all far too scary for me. Mo (PBUM)

Why is it that so many Christian Priests are molesting little boys and no one wants to ridicule Christianity? ... Maybe in 700 years time your brain will have evolved and you will understand...but then again.... Mo (PBUM)

You ridicule Islam but what about all the Porn stars with a CROSS on their neck naked? ... What about it? Or do you think they should be chained to the kitchen sink and forced to wear one of those sexy black 'all-in-one' numbers? Mo (PBUM)

Make a FAKE site about all religions, not just one.. It isn't a fake site...I REALLY am Prophet Mohammed (PBUM)...so be careful

Jihad is RETALLIATION, DEFENSE, and NEVER to kill women and children ... Like Beslan?... Mo (PBUM)

you must be one of those ONE sided people.. your ENTIRE website needs to be redone... anyone coming there is ONE sided like yourself ... Shame we can't all be open-minded and tolerant like you obviously are. Mo (PBUM)

in 100yrs, you will see a CRESCENT and STAR on the USA flag!!!! hahaha your great granddddd kids will be muslims.. WATCH!! ... Does that mean they'll all get to marry 6 year old girls and dress them up in burkhas? Mo (PBUM)

Anybody who ridicules and insults Islam and angers Muslims is doing a valuable public service. Nice one Mo. ... It's actually quite easy! Mo (PBUM)

Mo, you married a 6 year old girl. Shame on you and your pervert followers ... One moment of indiscretion can lead to a lifetime of shame Mo (PBUM)

Great site !!! Keep up the good work exposing those Islamic Nazis and the hypocritical bull sh*t they spout ... I intend to. Mo (PBUM)

Great site! I downloaded the song "Islam's not for me" and my daughter enjoyed a lot. Muslims are hurt in their ignorance. Islam is a disgusting religion created by a sick murderer called Mohammed. Thanks to the true God YHWH who gives us freedom and salvation. Thanks we are living in the United States of America. Muslims are so blind in their ignorance that they do not know what freedom of press, religion, and conscience is all about. Muslim countries are among the poorest and illiterate nations of the world. This is war of values, between barbarism (Islam) and civilization (Judeo-Christian). Keep up the good work ... Glad she liked it. I just put another couple of links on the 'Infidels' page she may like too. Mo (PBUM)

Brilliant website. Laughed at all the comments from the illiterate Mussies? Do they only speak TXT? Brain dead followers of a cult of hate ... Brilliant comment. Mo (PBUM)

wag1 nigga. u fink ur funny? coz it aint u lok lik a prick ... You must be half-Klingon, next time could you write in English please? Mo (PBUM)

Hopefully you will receive all that is due to you - inshallah ... I hope so too, Christmas is less than 3 months away! Mo (PBUM)

wonderful - what a fantastic website!!! you should be proud of yourself ... thanks, I am ;o) Mo (PBUM)

Had one of the biggest laughs of my life at the photo of the 'first virgin'! Well done! ... Thank you my friend

We Muslims are not violent. Islam is a religion of Peace. And we'll kill anyone who says different ... Spoken like a true Muslim :os Mo (PBUM)

Love the spag bol video ... me too Mo (PBUM)

Islam cannot coexist with any other ideology. In many cases it can\'t even exist with itself. When a group of people hold a thought or an image above all else in the world, including their own lives and those of their families, there is no future for them...or anyone else unlucky enough to be caught up their medieval nonsense ... Well said sir, Mo (PBUM)

The truth and richly deserved ridicule are potent weapons against that vicious, low-life, transparently false religion of islam.  Keep it up - the koran is a compendium of lies, islam is a joke and Mohammed burns in hell ... and i thought someone had just turned the thermosatat up! Mo (PBUM)

Thanks for the song 'Islam's not for me'! I downloaded it and played it to my co-workers and they love it! ... my pleasure Mo (PBUM)

Great site Mo (PBUY). We had a BBQ in your honor last week and guess what?...We saw an image of Almighty Allah in the pork chop! Is that cool or what! ... That's very cool. Next time send me a photo and I'll start a gallery. Mo (PBUM)

Burn in Hell Motherf*cker ... Too late, Allah had it converted into all-inclusive holiday accomodation (it's very nice). Mo (PBUM)

You'll be dead by the end of the year ... As long as I get to open my Xmas presents! Mo (PBUM)

Iranians aren't Arabs - shithead! ... Who cares? Mo (PBUM)

Hi Mo, thought you might find this interesting...Why do Moslems Underachieve? ...I found it very interesting and have given it a page all of it's own. Mo (PBUM)

Dear Mo, I have sucessfully discussed the vile nature of Islam to 2 of my friends over dinner last week. I was very nervous as not to offend, but now I know I must be braver to expose the dark teachings of this demonic religion... I still visit ur website cuz it gives me inspiration on ur own bravery that I myself must learn to adopt. I hope you remember that!. ... I am here to inspire...keep up the good work my friend. Mo (PBUM)

sir, i'd like to tell u that i'm not angry because of all the insults u've said on my prophit, my religion and my people rather i sampathize that ur heart is full of all that hatred.... i wish that u remember that god orderd all the people of the world to love & have mercy.... not me that's forgotten. Mo (PBUM)

I like your site, very funny. ... thanks, Mo (BUM)

You are the best example of humanity, in all aspects of your behaviours. Moslems all say that you are sin-proof, and everything you do is correct/never wrong. Not only that, you are more than the gold-standard of exemplary, saintly behaviour. ... Yep, that's why I can't understand why I get so many rude letters from Muslims...strange eh? ... Mo (PBUM)

Go F*CK yourself ... Why would I want to do that when I have a sexy little 6 year old wife?... Mo (PBUM)

(La hawla wala kowat ella billah) who the f*ck do u think u r for publishing this do u know what is the consequences of publishing this site and discriminating our prophet ( mohamed salla allah alaihy wa salam) i am going to publish your sites name in the media ( in the UAE) trust me man you dont know how much sh*t you put yourself into u worthless f*ck trust me man you will really pay sooner or later in this life or the next one dude u ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F*CKEDDDDDD wait till all my friends see this site you are dead and trust me i will get you for everything you have done and god will get you for the pictures you published about our prophet and the quraan (i hope allah punishes you in the worst way that a human can be punished and trust me the sooner the better) p.s. dont forget he put you in this world and he is the creator of this world you are the one who will stand infront of him i judgment day and no one will help you (i promise that if you dont get rid of this site and apologize to every single muslim in the world i will take your acts into consideration and trust me you dont want to know what i mean by that) ... Ok, OK...I'm very, very sorry and promise not to upset Muslims ever again...Mo (PBUM)

Inshalla upon you(and all that jazz) know that you are busy ruling the universe and stopping your followers from flying more planes into buildings. Not had the chance to visit your site in a while and I saw the wedding pic and so have reposted on my humble site, after all how often do you get the chance to post a pic of a messia h getting merried? ... I'm glad you liked it. Aysha's got it hanging over the mantle piece. ...Mo (PBUM)

Anyone who blame muslims( if it is Cristian or jews) will be tormented. Don't play with muslims. We are superior than you! You! cristian rats.motherf*cker!. ... Of course you are... Mo (PBUM)

thanks for the lifetime supply of Camel Urine, I have converted my car to run on the stuff but the fumes have killed all the Birds and small animals in the area. say Hi to Jesus and the other Prophets for me. ... Birds and small animals are vastly over-rated anyway!...Mo (PBUM)

you should not ridicule any religion, the fact is cristianity was also insane during the middle ages renesciance changed all that same is required in islam. Islam is not a bad religion. Inshalla Let there be light and change for good zilliailihu walahu wallhum.. ... You have hit the nail on the head my friend...Islam is several hundred years behind all other religions. If this were a game show then Islam would have been voted out in the first round! Mo (PBUM)

U are so gonna get it man! ull see. ... Still waiting... Mo (PBUM)

Probably the best site on the net!. ...This is not just any site, this is....... Mo (PBUM)

Most (un)dear Mo (Curse be upon u & ur followers), Tell us the black magic u did on ur followers so that they see u as one & only perfect human on the earth so far. U did robery, loot, rape(u ur self don't know how many)brutal murders, gang rapes(u started that)& so on & on..... U married a women of ur mother's age & became rich overnite. U were waiting for her to die & u started ruining lives of countless women (Of course, in the name of demonic god allah, which is ur filthy mind's invention; do whatever u want & say "allah told me to do so") I agree with ur followers that they should follow exactly ur foot steps in all manners in order to turn this beautiful earth into a living hell like talibaan (As per u & ur follower, the rule of allah, the true god) as they are still the 7th century barberians. How can u expect them to change themselves, have u seen any beast has changed since they born first on earth. naaah...ur followers will never change, they will only be wiped out by god (Certainly not allah). ... Allah's busy Mo (PBUM)

HEY U MOTHER F*KER**** WAT  IS UR PROBLEM. Y DO U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ALL MUSLIM U BIATCH *BASTERD* DONT EVER MAKE FUN OF OUR PROPHETS.LET ALONE ALLAH AND U BETTER REMOVE THIS WEBSITE FROM THE NET OR ELSE ILL POUND U AND TRUST ME ILL NO WERE U LIVE U FUKEING MOTHER ***** DNT U EVER MOK OUR RELIGION AGAIN GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BASTERD*****SIGHED ANGRY MUSLIM THAT THINKS UR A MOTHER F*KER N MAY ALLAH FORGIVE ME 4 SWEARIN BUT IN SUCH CASES I MUST SINCE ITS TO A DEVIL LIKE U!!BITCH*BITCH. ... OK, I got it. I'll take this site down immediately!!!!!! Mo (PBUM)

Dude, major funny. The irony is that the word Islam doesn't mean peace, it means submission. All these so called "scholors" commenting are just brash little assholes who feel like picking a fight. Islam is a backwards religion. Peace be upon you brother. Give the big JC a high five next time you two pound beers. ... That'll be tomorrow night. We're taking the big 'G' out for a fish 'n chip supper after the footie! Mo (PBUM)

Dear MO, why don't all infidels understand this simple fact that ur beleivers are really very innocent. They are not doing anything but what u did and what u said. These poor chaps are still living in 7th century and they don't have "civilised" word in their Koran and Hadiths. They are simply trying to fulfill your wish only, to have rule of allah on this earth, in the same way you shown them 1400 years ago. You must be more than happy by knowing that as of today they have spreaded themselves in all the countries over the time and ready to JIHAD to get 72 virgins. As you are most nobel, peace loving and mercyful (though ur life is full of reverse of these), they are following you by doing acts like suicide bombing, rapes, warfare, drug & weapon smuggling, marrying four women (allowed by you; very mean of you as you could have 22 at a time besides ur slaves and concubines) and reproducing more & more ur followers, having sex with kids (both boy & girls), rioting and what not in ur ways. Arn't u happy, u should be proud of them, after all ur allah is true god, u r the most superior rather only true prophet and islam is the true way of life. All the other religions are good for nothing and of course non-beleivers should be be-headed. Arn't u fully agree with ur followers in making this earth hell again as middle east was in ur time. After all nobody has a right to be happy, live in peace and make progress. ... I guess that's why I've come down from Paradise...to try and put things right! Mo (PBUM)

wat da f*k is wrong wid u u f*kin b*stard how old r u plz tell me and wat dam religion r u !!! u dnt c n e one eles take da piss out ur religion u low life self centered loner dnt ever descriminate ma religion again i will stop u an all ma fello muslim brothers and sisters  will stop u no matter how long it takes and u will rot and burn in hell u f*kin bit tch wat the f**** is wrong wid u u bas****and da quaran is not sumin to make fun of it represents who we r and and our religion. stop dis maddness stop takin da piss out ma religoin u bi*** now bug of ur self. ... i've just celebrated my 1400th birthday and i am Muslim (have you not heard of me before?...I am Allah's favourite prophet) Mo (PBUM)

f*ck u all u'll seee wht GOd will make of u assholes u make a joke of our prophet the day is coming assholes beware wht u'll do when u'll see GOD . ... We're gonna go out for a beer or two. Mo (PBUM)

Nice going so far, peace be upon you. I like to emphasize all the permissions/allowances Mo got from Allah for marauding, having sex and etc. in the Koran (one Sura 33)  allows Mo to copulate with his foster son's wife and in another Sura, Allah gives permission for the boyz to have sex with their wives during Ramadan (aka "the holy month") after the sun goes down.  Allah (through the Angel Gabriel, of course) also seems unnaturally interested in tax receipts, keeping the infidels around to pay taxes and so forth. Very convenient for Mo's lifestyle. ... Hey, these were 'personal' arrangements between me and Allah Mo (PBUM)

Even if the muslime are p*ssed off by showing the world what assholes they are by treating people like sh*t you keep up your site! God bless you. ... He does and thank you for your support! Mo (PBUM)

WHAT THE F IS YOUR PROBLEM ALL U CAN DO IS MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE AND LAUGH AT MUSLIMS WHEN THEY DIE AND GET THINGS ANIMATED TO THINGS LOOKING LIKE A MAN SNOGGING A LITTLE BOY WELL GUESS WHAT.. WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND AND YOU'LL GET BOMBED DOWN AND I'LL BE LAUGHING THE HOLE WAY THROUGH YOUR PAINFUL DEATH AND THE KILLER WILL MOST LIKLEY BE SOMEONE AGAINST RACISM.. I'M ONLY ELLEVEN AND I FEEL SO OFFENDED BY THIS WELL I KNOW YOUR SITE WILL BE DESTRYED AND YOU WILL DIE.. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE GOODY BYE FROM ME... I WISH YOU THE WORST WHEN YOU ROT AND BURN IN HELL AND ON JUDGMENT DAY NEVER DENY WHAT YOU DID BECAUSE EVERYONES A WITNESS! P.S I DONT REALLY GIVE A DAM IF YOU SHOW THIS ON THE NEWS WHICH IS ALL YOU GAY LORDS DO!!!!. ... Eleven years old...shouldn't you be at terrorist training camp today? Mo (PBUM)

f*k u u mother f*ker sob go suk ur mum side ways bak ways every single way bitch go f*k a donkey wich is ur mum how dear u talk about muslims wat the f*k is wrong with u u r gonna get so much punishment from allah wen u die watch ur gonna buurn like hell.....RACIST BITCH!!!!HOW OLD R U? LITTLE KID WEN I FIND OUT ULL BE DEAD !!!!!SIGHNED A ANGRY MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Not just angry, I'd say you were very angry. Chill out and have some cheesecake. If you go to Tesco you'll find they're on a 'BOGOF' offer at the moment. Mo (PBUM)

I have enjoyed your website Mo. I find it sickening that these people hiding behind the name of Islam threaten our liberty. I am not afraid, while there is breath in my body I will fight for my freedom of speech. ... As should we all. Mo (PBUM)

Hi Dude Had a look at your website. i guess that little girl is your mom who got f*cked by a pig and then got f*cked by your neighbour and then got f*cked from all the bastards in the world which gave birth to a Son of a bitch like you. I pray to God may all your daughers, sisters, girl friends and you if a women get f*cked up every day by bastards and die soon with aids. Ameen ...Wow, is that the Islamic way of showing a girl a good time? Mo (PBUM)

I have relatives who were in Europe and fought in WWII, the 8th airforce and army corp of engineers with Patton, it would be a shame to give up the freedom that they fought for ... I agree and we won't. Mo (PBUM)

hi i accidentally visit this web site i cant comment on that because i came to know your sick mentality my dear  accept islam or u will go to mental hospital ... One already flew over the cuckoo's nest. Mo (PBUM)

Magnificent site...keep up the good work!. ... Thank you, I will. Mo (PBUM)

Your site is mentioned in the July 06 newsletter of the UK 's Secular Society, and it brought tears to my eyes - WITH LAUGHTER! ... It is the job of Allah's favourite prophet to bring a smile to everybody...even Infidels! Mo (PBUM)

I think most Muslims are like lions particularly the one in the Wizard of Oz "go on put em up", tap, "ouch you hit me blub blub".  If only they did care about their people, all the communities they lived in and stopped whingeing maybe we could all get along and they could advance too. Perhaps use the Israeli's as role models for how to become a proper 21st Century people ... Yes...If only. Mo (PBUM)

if your a sikh you dont remain one anymore cuz sikhism is far greater thoughts and morals than your type so go and read your bible once more ...then take a holy bath and renew your vows you ass hole...just lettin you know that i as a muslim could crush you to powder with an argument that could blow your fucked up mind so watch out dont make yourself a target of god cuz he will strike when he wants and if he does than say goodbye to your so called ugly pointless lousy venomous untrue shameless ...jealous cuz you cant take the fact that muslims are strong and unique and victorious and challenging and influential and greta and respected and respectable and respectful and modest unlike your sleazy type and we think before we talk cuz we dont forget that we have mothers brothers fathers sisters nephews who others also have and forget wen they make jokes on other people shit head so long thick headed two faced low minded ugly morals and bad and evil thoughts are you ...so change now or suffer the concequences and take down this site before it takes you down. ... Wow, you're a very angry person! I urge you to click on this link... Mo (PBUM)

I'm amazed your still allowed to be a British citizen! You crossed way over the PC line and I love it! Keep up the good work ...Thanks, I think that maybe this country is finally waking up! Mo (PBUM)

man this is delicious how about that jesus nut and that moses fellow ... We're meeting up for a few beers later. Mo (PBUM)

great work...u need not four but at least 40 khalifs to spread ur good work and expose the realty of this fake religion or rather the demonic (ir)-religion. Keep it up, curse be upon them. ... I think I need a lot more than 40! Mo (PBUM)

Great job! Keep it up! ... A thousand thank yous Mo (PBUM)

I'm a Roman Catholic I've been snorkelling the internet after 9/11 researching about the history of mooselim's cult from muham-mad wives(ohh so many, i don't how he handle it how so macho) now i know their history i don't know this illiterate sub-human freak has more than billion followers and keep on reproducing like bunnies. But anyway, I love your website you made my day and I'll visit you everyday. I hope you can add more interesting true story about moooh ham-mad. One thing I worry, these moooselims will outrage again and try to hack your website or they will try anything to put you down.  We'll support you. The Filipino Christians ... Hey guys, you're my favourites!!!! and I really appreciate your support. Mo (PBUM)

As a disgrantuled christian, you must be well pissed that u guys are loosing so much ground to the muslims. ... Yep, can't sleep at night through all the worry :o) Mo (PBUM) zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

you sad weirdo! but fear not we will soon trace you...hhehehhe... ... Spoken like a true Muslim. Mo (PBUM)

this website is the most sh*ttest, most vulgar, most immoral website I have sited in my whole life! Have you nothing better to do than use your pea size brains to criticise what you have no knowledge of? you sad little low life idiots! go back to where you belong! the toilet!!!. ... If you go to my links page you can find even more websites to raise your blood pressure...happy viewing :o) Mo (PBUM)

How illiterate has the messaging system made these people, i'll translate the text i copied haha love the site WAT(what) KINDA(kind of) WEBSYT (website) IS THIS!? Y(why) U(you)  TAKING THE PISS 4(for)!? WATCH HOW I TRACK U(you) DOWN N GET UR ADDRESS N ALL UR INFORMATION! WATCH MOFO! U(you) KHAFIR BURN IN HELL!. ... Unfortunately, Allah was not very generous when he was handing out brains to Muslims (I, of course, am an exception). Mo (PBUM)

Well you must be very intrested in Islam as you have gone through so much effort into finding information about the prophet, the quran and much more i never knew you were very dedicated bastards ... I take it there's a compliment in there somewhere... so thank you. Mo (PBUM)

Great work!! Very well done!! Wish we could get rid of  these assholes from the world. ... It's a long road my friend. Mo (PBUM)

Congratulations great humorous site defending freedom of speech you have here! I just got recently some death threats myself via chatroom and I thought I would share with you the reason for that ... Thanks for the message, unfortunately the links were already taken down by the time I got to them (Islamic infiltration into our 'free' media). If you care to contact me again I'll give you an email addy for you to send them to. Mo (PBUM)

deeply offended by your comments, I actually have danish friends who are upset about this, I guess hate will never end ... I got a sneaky suspicion that your 'Danish friends' are in a very small minority in Denmark...and you'd better ask your Muslim friends about when they intend on stopping the hate. Mo (PBUM)

thanks for an awesome website.....i love it!!  the truth, and presented so well...found myself laughing a dozen times. i\'ve sent your site to all my friends.. PLEASE,,,, keep up the good work!!. ... I aim to please, Mo (PBUM)

dya hav any respect u stupid muppets???? .... Yep, got loads for those that deserve it...do you? Mo (PBUM)

Be prepared to be shut down. Your host has been contacted you have been violated their TOS. So expect to be shut down - if they dont comply then we will take this as far as it can go to nominet the .co.uk registars. So just work of warning to you... Still here, i guess they don't agree with you :o) Mo (PBUM)

Hope this shit website is still up when you get this message. Ignorant dickheads like you should suffer a slow painful death as was done in the movie hostel.  You will suffer in this life and eternally in the next. Go get a life and do something useful with your time you brainless moron. ... Yep, it's still up Mo (PBUM)

Pretend you have a family or u have ur bros and sistaz... etc. these ppl are who u cherish alot, and they are really beloved to u...Now, I made a series of cartoons containing images where ur kids are on top of each other doing 'it'. or you on top of ur kid and ur mother ontop of u... im sorry i have to use this kind of lang. but its the only way i can explain why this site has been really offensive. ... Nah, still doesn't incite me to go and commit murder and bey for the blood of all Infidels...must be a Muslim thing Mo (PBUM)

I Just want to say thanks Mo. I am Moslem man and I was think of becoming martyr. Then I read your website and it completely change my life! I now realise that infidels are good people and that I was being misled by naughty Muslims who hate everyone. I now have infidel friends and they are cool people. I also have infidel girlfriend and when we have baby we name it after you. Thanks Mo. ... Aw shucks...now I got a tear in my eye. Mo (PBUM)

Love the site Mo. You're a very sexy guy and I want your babies ... At my age we may have to go down the IVF route. M0 (PBUM)

found your site by accident and im glad i have, have enjoyed it immensley and passed the site to a few other friends to visit ... That's very kind of you. Everybody needs to hear my official message. Mo (PBUM)

I don't know what to say to a person like you; but you are just afraid; afraid that you are too lazy to be a good person/ muslim. May god bless your ignorant mind. this is no damage to  muslim people, only to your kind ... At the moment I'm only afraid that England are going to throw away this test match against Pakistan! Mo (PBUM)

your are bloody fool , yu will only know the truth only after we all die , I feel sorry for yu , Muslim Beleive in all prophet and we beleive that Jesus Is one of the greatest Prophet; Islam is the religion of simplicity & forgiveness , but unfortnulately . yu don`t read  . Your right TO point your ideas doesn`t mean that yu  insult our Prophet Mohamed , yu don`t like That someone Insult your Prophet and beleives . Why don`t yu mind your own Business & pls respect our Feelings & beleives ... I have no prophet because I am THE prophet. Allah sent me on this mission to make Muslims like you respect Infidels. When you respect them, then Infidels will respect you. Until that day Allah will remain angry at all naughty Muslims. Mo (PBUM)

I think you shuld go to your nearest clinic and get checked out mentally to see whether all is well. The impression i get is that you are disgusting twisted jerks who are just asking for it in the afterlife.. You've crossed the line now.. ...... I walk the line. Mo (PBUM)

"LOTS OF LOTS OF LOVE AND KISSES FOR PRODUCING SUCH A GOOD WORK. UNIQUE OF ITS KIND I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET" ... Thank you, now I'm blushing! Mo (PBUM)

"I don’t know what to say to you, but I guess you should be human and respect all human despite all what they believe in—the world should go towards peace and not hatred, sir!" ... exactly my case...are you sure you're a Muslim?. Mo (PBUM)

"Please do reconsider your point of view and may God open your heart to the truth" ... I have and he has. Mo (PBUM)

"ROFL!! Thanks for that, Mo :-)" ... My pleasure. Mo (PBUM)

"Oh my Gawd! I SO love ur website man! U've got more balls than a football stadium! Hahah!! FANTASTIC work my man. I give u 10 thumbs up! Insya-Allah to all Muslim cock-suckers and the paradise they'll end up with. I am an Islamist, spending more than 3 years doing research on Islam, but it was so boring until I came to your website! Alhamdullilah la-illah-Allah-Muhammad-Rasul-Allah and fuck Islam before they fuck us!!" ... I couldn't agree more! Mo (PBUM)

"Thanks for the cartoons . They're amazing & really represent real muslims" ...You're welcome. Mo (PBUM)

"F**K YOU U MOTHER F*KER U WANNA SLAP U DANISH BA**ARD F*KIN DISSIN MY RELIGON U WATCH CUM TO WATFORD DEN ULL GET IT UR GUNNA BURN IN HELLLLLLLL" ... Hey, mind your language, this is a family site! Anyway, thanks for the offer of somewhere to stay in Watford but I prefer it up here in Paradise (better class of people). Mo (PBUM)

"i think that u know nothin bout freedom or islam..may if u give urself a chance to know better u may get the message that ur rong all over.......how can u talk bout sumthin u dont know a fact bout.. it seems that u are a normal citizen that is affected by prpaganda.. i hope u gime a chance to explain a few things." ... Fire away (not literally though!) Mo (PBUM)

"How is you asshole faggot" ... I thought Muslims were supposed to be more respectful to Allah's favourite prophet. Mo (PBUM)

"WAT KINDA WEBSYT IS THIS!? Y U TAKING THE PISS 4!? WATCH HOW I TRACK U DOWN N GET UR ADDRESS N ALL UR INFORMATION! WATCH MOFO! U KHAFIR BURN IN HELL!." ... Spoken like a true follower of the 'Religion of Peace' and yet another example of why Allah asked me to create this website. Mo (PBUM)

"I think this websit reflix who radical peopel you are. the guy you saw in the vedio clip is murderer. he killed some one and so he deserve to die. " ... Everything's so simple when you're a Muslim ... just add 'he deserve to die' at the end of every sentence. Mo (PBUM)

"At last, you've made me laugh instead of crying my eyes out.  A BRILLIANT website" ... Spoken like a true Pagan. Mo (PBUM)

"u lot sare f*kin w*nkas i dare u to cum to an islamic country and say that dnt worry we need to do nuthin to u u lot are goin to hell anyway i hope allah has mercy on u coz u up for sum burnin son." ... Anyone else feeling a bit chilly? Mo (PBUM)

"So Mo(peace be upon you) what do you make of the killing of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi who killed many Kafir in your name?" ... Well I guess that by now he's just found out that the 72 virgins don't exist...and he's probably in phase 1 of 're-incarnation for naughty Muslims', oink, oink. Mo (PBUM)

"I blame the giant bunny rabbits for making you such a bad old Prophet. I'm sure they have been nibbling at your toes, which is why you lost your temper and was so nasty to all those people in Arabia. But don't let people say bad things about you, simply get a decent human rights lawyer on your side. Threaten to sue when folks mention your little bit of child abuse."... Human Rights Lawyer, great idea!!!! Cheers, Mo (PBUM)

"you f***in mother go f**k urself and congrats u've just secured yourself a place in hell u son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!. " ... Guess I'll see you there. Mo (PBUM)
PS You bring the food and I'll bring the booze!

"What a lovely breath of fresh air your website is.  For years and years I\'ve been critical of Islam because of the way women are treated.  This male dominated religion will be downfall of the West unless we act now. Great website!. " ... I'm with you all the way! Mo (PBUM)

"beautiful - the world is going to collapse very soon anyway - once Iran do wonders with their nuclear - to nuke and clear infidels." ... Islam wouldn't be the 'religion of peace' without a nuclear bomb! (Islamic logic?) Mo (PBUM)

"Greetings Mo, Well, we've had Jerry Springer, The Opera and The Da Vinci Code; when can we expect you to be signed up for the starring role in 'Mohammed: The Movie'? PS; can I go back to play with my doll now? -Your little Ayesha." ... Hey Ayesha baby, The film's coming soon! We'll watch it on DVD together with a glass of lemonade and some jelly. Mo (PBUM) X

"On your cartoon page, you should show the danish cartoons as they were featured in an egyptian newspaper months before the synthetic 'outrage' began: LINK" ... I'll bear that in mind when I next update. Mo (PBUM)

"Excellent webpage Mr Mohammed sir! I like how you have 'enhanced' the Koran.  Although I don't think I can tell the difference between the original, or the shit added later.... " ...Same shit, different day! Mo (PBUM)

"I totally agree with the sites sentiments. I think Islam is backward and most of all a load of pants." ... Great minds think alike! Mo (PBUM)

"A fine Website. Very funny, keep up the good work." ... Thanks, I will. Mo (PBUM)

"do not do things that are hurtful to an another." ... Thanks for the advice but unfortunately, the truth sometimes hurts! Mo (PBUM)

"Liar" ... Do my pants look like they're on fire? Mo (PBUM)

"I just discovered your webside and I just couldn't agree more about Islam and it's "peaceful" religion. Carry on with your good work and keep telling the truth and let's hope the people of Britain and the free world take notice what is going on around us. Well done. " ...I appreciate your appreciation. Mo (PBUM)

"im amuslim and i fin this VERY Afeceive .I HATE THIS WEBSITE. " ... Hate is a terrible thing so chill out and eat some fish. Mo (PBUM)

"So Mo (peace be upon you), What with all the hassle over the cartoons of you...where do you stand with people like Jens Byskov - link - who apologise in your name over the cartoons?" ... Well, up here in Paradise we all think of him as a total fruitcake!!! Mo (PBUM)

"u 'r racies . i''m a cristian but u'r stupid. who u think u ar.gf" ... I is the Prophet Mohammed (PBUM), so show a little inter-religion respect!!! Mo (PBUM) ps. I h8 txt spk

"I just want to say, that if you were at one time a Muslim I ask you to come back to the straight path. I f you decide not to, then The Day of Judgement will be the day when people like you will lament and regret for blaspheming against the Prophet Of Allah. That day you will tear out your eyes and plead to Allah for forgiveness. So before that day, mend your ways."... Thanks for your concern but it's enshrined in Islamic law that 'one can't blaspheme against oneself'. So I guess I'm ok! Mo (PBUM)

"Great site! You are obviously a bunch of heathen infidels! I am one too. I guess we will miss out on those 72 virgins. Have you seen some of those mooslime women without the veils? I think I can do without the 72 virgins that look like the scrotal sack of a camel! Anyway, praise Allah and his prophet, piss be apon him! Cheers from the U.S.A.." ...I guess our women aren't the prettiest chicks that ever walked the earth but they're not too bad after a couple of pints! Mo (PBUM)

"Sura 9:5 of the “Koranus,” “Slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush.” "Make war upon such of those to whom the Scriptures have been given as believe not in God." Sura 9:29 "Strike off their heads then, and strike off from them every finger tip." - Sura 8:12. I think their own words express how they are viewed by the rest of civilization!" ... I must have been extremely pissed with someone when I wrote that! Mo (PBUM)

"Islam is a bloodsoaked deathcult with zero redeeming qualities. They who believe otherwise have evidently never read the Koran." ... Well the Koran was supposed to be a satirical look at life in the desert, but a bunch of half-wits thought i was being serious! If only Allah had blessed Muslims with brains! Mo (PBUM)

Canadian appreciation " FROM CANADA, PEACE BE UPON YOU...AND MAY ANY  PIECE YOU HAVE BE A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!! LOVED THE DOWNLOAD OF THE KORAN, MY SIDES ARE STILL HURTING!!!. ... It is good...It's also my favourite, Mo (PBUM)

This guy loved the site so much he sent 2 messages!
" I am going to f*** you you peice of garbage. I am going turbedo you website you c***. SJ."
"I am going t f*** your website you and flooded with your mother c*** asshole You will see what I am going to do with your website. SJ"....'SJ' is Salah Jafar (AKA Serwad). He got a bit annoyed when he inadvertantly posted a message telling the whole world he was a gay Muslim...click here if you want to read his 'outing' Let's hope none of your 'mad mullahs' read it SJ or you're in big 'fatwah' trouble :o) Mo (PBUM)

"To hell with the liberal bleeding hearts...let's eliminate this virus in our midst...." ... I had a word with Allah and he's working on it, Mo (PBUM)

"you are silly person .accept it" ... OK, I accept it...I is silly person! Love Mo (PBUM)

"The Truth sometimes Hurts! congratulations on this essay.  i agree entirely.  the irony is that in many, if not all, groupings or public meetings you (and I) would be denied saying such things. a woman friend of mine told me that she spoke, as a muslim, at an anti-war rally and without clearing the contents of her speech with the organisers, she spoke against the war but also about the need for freedom for muslim women to marry who they like and for all muslims to be allowed to convert away from islam without physical reprisals.  That was too much for some of the muslim men gathered at the meeting.  They got up and hit her several times with a stick.  The organisers of the meeting did not come to her defense but instead accused her of 'dividing the community'. .... thanks again" ... Thanks for your most kind and observant comments, Mo (PBUM)

"Great site. Love the koran download !. " ... Well it does have its uses, Mo (PBUM)

"Congratulations for telling it like it is. You have the ability to articulate what I feel. Keep it up.. " ... Prophet Mo (PBUM) salutes you too!

"Mohammed, you're the best, Jesus" ............Back atcha Jesus, Mo (PBUM)

"So glad you've come down from Paradise to Cyberspace and hope that you can bring your wild followers back to reality..." ..............Still working on that one, Mo (PBUM)

".....you f****ing ****** ......die f*****.......etc etc" Hey!!! Now there's no need for that, Mo (PBUM) ps I still love you though :o)

"Thank you Mo. We wish that all Muslims were like you!!!" ...Steady on, only room for one cool prophet around here, Mo (PBUM)

"I like your site. We also have lots of problems with Muslims in my country too....." That's why I'm here! Mo (PBUM)

I thought it was a good idea not to publish any names :o)

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