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Breasts - Yes
Bombs - No
Prophet Mohammed (PBUM) Tells Naughty Muslims to 'Say No To Bombs'
Well it's been over two years since Allah kicked his favourite prophet out of Paradise and told me to go and spread the truth about Islam. I think I've done a pretty good job so far with my 'website of peace' but there's still so much more to do!
This website is now one of the most popular websites about Allah's favourite prophet in the World....just google my name and see for yourself. During the past couple of years I've managed to educate a whole new generation about the perils of the Dark Side...and my 'Ask Mo' page is even more popular than Aunt Bessie's roast potatoes!
'So Mo (PBUY), what you gonna do now?' I hear you say. Well, I thought it would be a good idea to start getting Muslim men to spend more time with women rather than making bombs. The sooner Muslim men realise that breasts are a lot more fun (and a lot safer) than bombs, the sooner the world will be a happier place for us all to live in.
Here are some points to remember:
1. Breasts were created by Allah long before he even thought of Semtex.
2. Breasts last a lot longer than bombs.
3. Breasts make people smile.
4. You can play with breasts without losing your hands (does not apply in Islamic countries).
5. Breasts will never go off prematurely.
If you know a boobaphobic Muslim man who prefers to play with bombs rather than breasts, please ask him to look at this page. You never know...it might just save someone's life!
Give a man a breast and he will have fun forever, give him a bomb and he will blow his little pee pee off. |
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