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Islamic
Business Acumen!
Oh Wise
One, I need some Business advice.
With the difficulty many Muslims are having with
Air Travel and Transport in general, with people not wanting to fly
with them I want to start an Airline called "Muslim Air" Do
you think this would be a success?
Women would not have to suffer
the indignity of showing their faces to Passport Control and could
sit in the "Women Only" section in the Cargo Hold of
the Plane. It would be the safest Airline in the World as no Kaffirs
would be allowed on board. The only negative I foresee is that Sunni's
should not be on the same Flight as Shi'ia as they are troublemakers
who want to kill us more than the Jews do.
I have funding available
from Hizbollah and Hammas, we are still negotiating with Al Queda
and Iran. The American Devils do not like the idea of a Muslim Airline
and they wont give us landing rights in New York or DC, but the British
and French Governments have bent over backwards to get this off the
ground. I have already sent Pilots away for Training but they wont
learn how to land unless the final approval is given.
Let me know
what you think, PBUY.
Your Obedient Servant Saied (name has been changed
to protect the innocent).
Well Saied, I think that's a
great idea. It's good to finally find a Muslim who wants to create
something rather than just blow it up or kill it!
The Americans seem to be
a bit wary of any Islamic entrepreneurial business ventures involving
aircraft these days so you may have to work a little harder with
them.
Giving women the right to have
their own compartment in the cargo hold is genius and will
undoubtably impress any potential investor and
prove to Infidels once and for all that Islam is a forward thinking
society based on equality for all those that deserve it.
My only suggestion to improve this
venture would be to have separate gun-racks for Shi'ia, Sunni and
Kurd. By positioning each gun-rack at different exits on the plane,
you would encourage separation and therefore avoid unneccessary
murder. This would mean less time cleaning blood from aeroplane carpets
and therefore lead to a faster turnaround time on the ground. I estimate
this would increase your profit margin by about 3.2%.
Good luck with your venture and if you need a reference
then drop me a line.
Mo (PBUM)
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