Mo's Holiday Competition Page

Hi everyone. Well you've guessed it, I'm back. Thanks to everybody who sent me their best wishes and a big thank you to everybody who entered my 'Where Did Mo Go?' competition. I had some every strange answers and some very inaccurate ones too!

Although nobody guessed exactly where I went I decided to award the 2 prizes to the senders of the 2 closest guesses. The international prize winner came from Pakistan (only joking, they actually came from USA - Surprisingly enough I received very few entries from Pakistan and most of those mentioned my ass).

These answers put a smile on my face even though they didn't win.

'Hey Mo, I reckon you've gone to Brussels to bang that Belgian bitch Ines Wouters'

' Being the paedophile you are, i think you're in Thailand playing with little girls'

'cocksucking w*nker you go to hell'

'Have you gone somewhere hot and sandy where they murder Infidels and it's still legal to bugger anything under 10 years old?'

'Have a good time Mo! I bet u r going to a secret whorehouse to get your share of houris! You are arent u!'

Stay cool dudes and remember to keep buying my merchandise so I can afford to keep Allah's favourite website online.

Mo xxx