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10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
9. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
8. You have more wives than teeth.
7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban ...
1. You wipe your behind with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. |
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Allodoxaphobia - Fear of opinions.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed.
Cenophobia or Centophobia - Fear of new things or ideas.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.
Christianophobia - Fear of Christians.
Eleutherophobia - Fear of freedom.
Enissophobia - Fear of criticism.
Epistemophobia - Fear of knowledge.
Euphobia - Fear of hearing or reporting good news.
Hypegiaphobia - Fear of responsibility.
Ideophobia - Fear of ideas.
Judeophobia - Fear of Jews.
Melophobia - Fear or hatred of music.
Metathesiophobia - Fear of changes.
Methyphobia - Fear of alcohol.
Metrophobia - Fear or hatred of poetry.
Neophobia - Fear of anything new.
Peccatophobia - Fear of sinning or imaginary crimes.
Philophobia - Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Prosophobia - Fear of progress.
Sexophobia - Fear of the opposite sex. (Heterophobia)
Sociaphobia - Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Staurophobia - Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Stygiophobia or Stigiophobia - Fear of hell.
Theophobia - Fear of gods or religion other than your own.
Westernophobia -The fear of anytyhing western, ie: clothing, culture, freedom of speech etc.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
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A. Muslims murder 3,000 innocents in New York and..... Expect no criticism.
B. Muslims murder 202 tourists in Bali and........... Expect no criticism.
C. Muslims murder 333 schoolchildren and their teachers in Beslan and.........Expect no criticism.
D. Muslims murder 292 innocents, mainly Kenyans and Tanzanians at two US Embassies.......And expect no criticism.
E. Muslims murder 241 US and 58 French peacekeepers in Beirut and..... Expect no criticism.
F. Muslims fire 4,000 Katyusha rockets into Northern Israel killing over 50 innocent civilians and............ Expect no criticism.
G. Muslims murder 52 in London and 191 in Madrid and..... Expect no criticism.
H. Muslims murder 200 in Mumbai and................ Expect no criticism.
I. Muslims behead Western hostages in Iraq , Buddhist monks in Thailand and Christian schoolgirl S in Indonesia and............. Expect no Criticism.
J. Muslims murder 500,000 in Darfur and........... Expect no criticism.
K. Muslims regard Jews as 'sons of pigs and monkeys', and vow to nuke Israel and.......... Expect no criticism.
L. Muslims force women to wear hideous sacks, stone to death women for getting raped and for leaving the home unescorted, engage in Honor killings of sisters and daughters for unapproved dating, and...... Expect no criticism.
M. Muslims danced in the streets and handed out sweets to their kids to celebrate the 9/11 atrocity, and......... Still expected no Criticism.
N. Since 9/11 Muslims have killed over 26,000 and wounded over 50,000 in terrorist attacks worldwide since 9/11 and............ Expect no criticism.
O. Since 9/11 Muslims have committed terrorist attacks in Afghanistan, Algeria, Bangladesh, Belgium, Chad, Chechnya, Dagestan, Denmark, East Timor, Egypt, England, Eritrea, Ethiopia, France, Germany, India, Indonesia, Ingushetia, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Jordan-Iraq, Kabardino-Balkans, Kenya, Kosovo,Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Lebanon, Mauritania, Morocco, Netherlands, Nigeria, Pakistan, Gaza-Palestinian Authority, Philippines, Qatar, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Scotland, Somalia, Spain, Sri Lanka , Sudan , Syria , Tajikistan, Thailand , Tunisia , Turkey , United Arab Emirates, United Arab Republic , United States , Uzbekistan and Yemen, and............ STILL expect no criticism.
P. Muslims have carried out over 10,000 fatal terrorist atrocities since 9/11 and countless thousands since Islamic conquest began in 623 AD and still they expect no criticism.
Q. But if a Pope dares to tell the truth about Islam or Danes publish cartoons about Mohammed, then let the outpourings of Islamic hate And outrage begin. R. And, by some twisted reach of logic, the arrogant bastards demand the Pope issue an apology. |
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