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What the Hell does (PBUH) actually mean?
April 2008 (PBUH) Competition
Winning Entry
Prickly Bollocks Uttering Hate |
Congratulations to the 2 extremely worthy runners up
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March 2008 Winning Entry
Paralytic Bimbo Unleashes Heaven |
March Runners Up
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Unfortunately this was the last 'What the hell does (PBUH) actually mean' competition but a new competition will be announced shortly.
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Listed below are some of the entries received which didn't quite make the final but brought a smile to Allah's face...
Please boil Unsightly Haemorrhoids.
Paedo breaks under hypnosis
Practice Bathing U Hog
Prophet becomes utterly hysterical
Perverted Bitch and Unparalleled Hatred.
Petting Buxom Undressed Houri
Potatoes bring us hemerroids
Please Bin Ur Hadiths
Penis Broken Use Head.
Parasites Bloodsuck Undermining Health.
Press Button Utilise Hand-grenade.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Beseeches Urgent Hospitalisation.
Pigshit Breath Utters Hogwash.
Pedophilia Beats Unclean Hookers.
pussy banging umma hazrat.
Pedophiles bow unto him.
Poking Breathless Underage Houri.
Paradise Believers Unite in Hell
Pain, Brutality, Underachievement, Hate
Pork, Bacon, Urine, Ham, (MMMMM yummy!).
Preposterous Bullshit Undermines Him.
psychopath banging underage houris
POOP be upon him.
Peanut Butter Upon Him
Plow Baghdad Using Him
pretty bad underarm hair
prophylactic be upon him
Pert Boobs Undermine Humanity
Prophets Balls Undergoing Hypergonadism
pubes be upon head
pirate breathing unholy halitosis
please blowup useful humans
Poke my Butt Until Halal
pious baboons urge hatred
Planets Biggest Untreated Hemorrhoid
Prancing Badgers Usually Honk
Pea-Brained Unhinged Hatchetman
A special '10 out of 10 for effort' mention should be made for the following...
Pnot Bfit Ufor Hconsumption.
Perverted Bastard abUses cHildren
"Poolbnla, Brladisnovic,Uslarkinta,Hesbloaria. Which translated from Polish means 'All Muslims are ****s and should be buried in Pigshit'. No, really it's true"
Plain Burquas, Uh-Huh!.
pubic bush under hischin
Paedophile Beats Up Hinfidels
SAW (This is an acceptable alternative to PBUH)
Savage Angry W*nker
Savage Aggressive Warlord |
"Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked." - C. S. Lewis |
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