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Preacher of hate Abu Izzadeen (AKA Trevor Brooks - affectionately known as Trevor to his mum) was today sentenced to 4.5 years for supporting terrorism through speeches at a London Mosque. Followers of the trial were amazed when it came out in court that mosques were not supposed to be used as terrorist strongholds but were actually intended as places of worship!

Also convicted were 5 other members of the straggly beard club including Shah Jalal Hussain who ran away during the trial when it became apparant that he may actually be found guilty. The six Muslims (soon to be known as the 'Buggered Six' ) all deny that raising funds for terrorists could in anyway mean they are guilty of fund-raising for terrorists. Their legal team from 'Kill, Death and Behead' are considering whether to appeal on the grounds that their clients are simply too stupid* to be held criminally responsible.

*Although the terror gang may look stupid they do actually have a combined IQ of 38, making them some of the most intelligent Muslim terrorists ever to be enrolled into the 'learn how to shave without cutting myself' course at any HMP establishment.

Allah's favourite prophet has tracked down Trevor's mum.

Click here to hear what she had to say about Trevor's latest antics!.

Mo (PBUM)