The Official Weather Forecast

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In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ''English Weather.'

 

 Rather than offend a sizable portion of the population, it will now  be referred to as 'Muslim Weather.'

 In other words - 'partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite' 
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So, if you're going out today make sure you take an AK47.

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